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I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THAT

It’s baCK

iirrrrelephant 😹

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT reverbfiend

oh my god

As a blood and bred Canadian I can confirm this as complete fact.

A fellow Canadian here: this is 100% true. 

Conspiracy 2 Announced!

Number of Cards: 221

Release Date: August 26, 2016

Oops. Correction:

Number of Cards: 221 220

Last change, I promise:

Number of Cards: 220 221 

What have you done?

How Canadian cops deal with road rage.

Both of you grow up hahah

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

Flat to Fact

Neil deGrasse Tyson released a diss track titled “Flat to Fact” to counteract B.o.B.’s claim that the earth was flat and that Mr. Tyson needed to “loosen his vest”. Of course it is set to the beat of Drake’s 2015 diss track Back to Back.

Bad move B.o.B…. you’ve unleashed the Tyson!

Awesome. As an aside, who are all these clowns T.I. is signing though? 

#getreal

Vader finds a kindred spirit.

#this skit feels right at home with Robot Chicken’s older episodes

The most important exercise you’ll do all day.

This is not mine. From 8ch/v/:

“Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.

You may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all the object data on the largest map possible - “The Wheel Of Life And Death”. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go slower.

When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops

With this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.

Kairos - the slow

Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about - 70 minutes to complete. Wheel of life - 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos - 210 days (303383 minutes).”

Oh, nuthin’. Jus’ openin’ my fresh container of sugar gliders.

at first i thought “oh that’s awful to jam them all inside like that”

and then i saw the hole in the side

like they had cut up the tub to make a little playhouse for the gliders

and these little butts just all decided to smoosh in there at once

because sugar gliders can’t take turns aparently

Yup. Sugar gliders like to sleep squished in a big cuddlepile. That’s how they do it in the wild, snuggled in treetrunk burrows.

It’s seriously adorable.

TBT

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who was officially sworn in on November 4th, 2015, gives a very simple answer as to why he decided to have 15 men and 15 women on his cabinet.

I thought this was a scene from a TV show….

What’s in a name? (comic by Pie Comic)

Batman Villains 

Created by Phil Cho.

Had to reblog this is perfect

>mrw shepper cure th genophage

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