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that's not a chicken

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back with a new gender // birbie // they/them // lesbian // 28
Anonymous asked:

what are your favourite ridiculous crested birds? (cockatoos, secretary birds, etc. anything with a feather crest)

There's A LOT of amazing crested birds out there. It's a hard choice but Royal Flycatchers are definitely up there.

Runner up would be a Crested Partridge. I worked with this species, very biased. Very round.

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the ten commandments

  1. thog don't caare
  2. if it sucks hit da bricks
  3. play the cards i'm given
  4. pobody's nerfect
  5. this mess is a place
  6. fuck it we ball
  7. it's so over
  8. we're so back
  9. what if the world was made of pudding
  10. there is good in every day

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."
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more NothingGoesWrongAU: naruto sends his team post cards during his trip with jiraiya and uh oh he’s…d i f f e r e n t

happy pride, y’all 💅🏽