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a Quark's eye view of Wormhole Junction

“Look out there. Millions and millions of stars, millions upon millions of worlds. And right now, half of them are fanatically dedicated to destroying the other half. Now, do you think if one of those twinkling little lights suddenly went out, anybody would notice? Suppose I offered you ten million bars of gold pressed latinum to help turn out one of those lights, would you really tell me to keep my money?”

QUARK: The Regent is insane. GAILA: Stop being so judgmental. It's his bank account, not his mental health you should be concerned with. QUARK: But twenty eight million people. That just seems wrong. GAILA: If Hagath heard you talk that way he would toss you out the nearest airlock.

QUARK: Twenty eight million dead? Can't we just wound some of them? REGENT: I am here to buy weapons. Are you here to sell them? HAGATH: Absolutely. Quark was just trying to make a little joke, but unfortunately Ferengi humor doesn't translate too well. So let's forgo any further attempts at jocularity, shall we? And get down to the business!

The Regent of Palamar... has the humorless eyes of a True Believer. He's attired conservatively if you consider Genghis Khan conservative.

REGENT: And how did she pay me back? By declaring independence for her homeworld. HAGATH: Betrayal. It's the one unforgivable sin. Especially when it's committed by someone you trusted implicitly. REGENT: Most arms dealers wouldn't understand such considerations. They have no ideals, no passions except for lining their own pockets. I always felt you were a man of honor. You're all men of honor. GAILA: How very perceptive of you, Regent. QUARK: Now, how can we help you?