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Owner Of Multiple Mental Disorders

@oohsocialmediaiscool

I keep forgetting I’m old enough to be on social media.

just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this

I saw this post on reddit

That’s definitely Wheatley

You and your other co-workers have known for a while that something is impersonating your boss. But no one has bothered to say anything because under its leadership the workplace has become an enjoyable place. Today you’re training a new employee when they see the boss eating a delivery driver.

“Huh, I guess we were wrong. Only the REAL Rodney would eat a delivery driver raw like that”

rambling-shark

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

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mf aint even read the patch notes

I saw this post on reddit

They just… changed how the religion worked?

Anonymous asked:

where would I go if I needed to do something

could you possibly be any less vague

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Like a thing. If I needed to do a *thing.... where would I go?

do you understand how much that does not fucking help

if I got stuff to do, where would I go?

what kind of stuff

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yknow the kinda stuff that

I cannot help you if I do not have the proper information to answer your question. Please Fucking Clarify

basically if i had to do some things of a certain variety, where would i go?

oh that's what this is about? yeah just go to the room

What room? You’re being too vague!

I was in high school (I was in the 4th grade when I had the dream) and I pressed a button on my friend’s keyboard that just said “alarm” in big red letters and the fire alarms went off.

Bonnie and Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s came and stuffed me in a locker and my corpse rotted but nobody noticed the smell.

In the real FNaF universe they’d notice the smell but not think to look in the blood stained locker.

One of my coworkers and I got into a fist fight at work in front of customers. Our manager was in the back room doing inventory so she didn’t come out to break us up for a while. I won though.

That’s just Waffle House

Waffle House employees are the nicest people though???

Waffle House employees are significantly nicer than other restaurants in the south. They make sure everyone is doing okay, make jokes, etc.