did you gaming predict tears of kingdom real?!?!
just because someone is your favorite character doesnt mean theyd have the same moral alignment as you. wheatley from portal wouldnt say "my pronouns are he/him, thank you for asking!" hed say "what uhh. what does that mean. um. you mean the nouns im most "pro" at is that what youre saying? i like to think im pretty pro,, at all nouns really. umm lets see... apple, kazoo, bubble, happy, door, umm... cake. not too fond of cake really i think its alright but. not my Favorite. if it were up to me though id eat a whole cake in one sitting. if i were a human. not a human, clearly. also not sure if id, know what cake even tastes like. if i tried it. no tastebuds. no Mouth... no. hole. anywhere on my body. haha um,, well anyways id. id say im pretty Pro Nouns. dont see why anyone wouldnt be... what? you mean what i Go By? what do you. ohhhh. ummm. the male ones. the male pronouns. if i can remember what they are... definitely the ones for guys. manly men. like me. pretty sure im a man,,," and you need to accept this
I saw this post on reddit
That’s definitely Wheatley
I had a weird dream last night where I got reincarnated as the onceler
Why? No idea. I don't even like him
fun fact: some native missourians pronounce missouri like "missour-uh"
is. Some Missourians shouted "Missouri," "Oh Missouri!" they exclaimed.
Oh the Missouri! Everybody wants to be my enemy!
“You think I’m trying to get revenge for my father that was the king or lord or whatever title you could pull out of your head? No, my father was one of those incompetent and harmless guards you killed!
Omori this happens in omori
I know what you are... and you are not SPROUT MOLES!
You and your other co-workers have known for a while that something is impersonating your boss. But no one has bothered to say anything because under its leadership the workplace has become an enjoyable place. Today you’re training a new employee when they see the boss eating a delivery driver.
“Huh, I guess we were wrong. Only the REAL Rodney would eat a delivery driver raw like that”
Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault
You need to update your sources
Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore
mf aint even read the patch notes
I saw this post on reddit
They just… changed how the religion worked?
Not a quote but everytime someone goes “this would work well switched” under my post all my hair starts falling out and i turn bald
this would work well switched
He looks so much happier in the last panel :)
Got too silly again
Does this mean you’re back in the hospital?
Is that a modern day version of the
where would I go if I needed to do something
could you possibly be any less vague
Like a thing. If I needed to do a *thing.... where would I go?
do you understand how much that does not fucking help
if I got stuff to do, where would I go?
what kind of stuff
yknow the kinda stuff that
I cannot help you if I do not have the proper information to answer your question. Please Fucking Clarify
basically if i had to do some things of a certain variety, where would i go?
oh that's what this is about? yeah just go to the room
What room? You’re being too vague!
Is it true that all odd numbers have the letter e?
No. Bad tumblr user. Very bad. I'm getting the spray bottle out.
no! 30 and 50 don't have an e in them!
eight 😈
I almost fell for it, but it’s a bit too big to be a real poll.
Once during a district-wide basketball game I cheered for my old school.
There was an entire… segment (I dunno, basketball isn’t interesting to me) where the school mascots played in a basketball battle royale.
I was in high school (I was in the 4th grade when I had the dream) and I pressed a button on my friend’s keyboard that just said “alarm” in big red letters and the fire alarms went off.
Bonnie and Chica from Five Nights at Freddy’s came and stuffed me in a locker and my corpse rotted but nobody noticed the smell.
In the real FNaF universe they’d notice the smell but not think to look in the blood stained locker.
One of my coworkers and I got into a fist fight at work in front of customers. Our manager was in the back room doing inventory so she didn’t come out to break us up for a while. I won though.
That’s just Waffle House
Waffle House employees are the nicest people though???
Waffle House employees are significantly nicer than other restaurants in the south. They make sure everyone is doing okay, make jokes, etc.
One of my coworkers and I got into a fist fight at work in front of customers. Our manager was in the back room doing inventory so she didn’t come out to break us up for a while. I won though.
That’s just Waffle House
Waffle House employees are the nicest people though???



















