I love being bisexual so much I see beauty in everyone it’s fucking incredible
The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about
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I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."
It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"
It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.
I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit
sea shanty themes
- hearing an old man saying something
- Captain’s an asshole
- Captain’s awesome (same captain)
- first mate sucks
- whiskey
- the girls out here
- the girls back home
- ship is terrible
- ship is great
- Cape Horn
- seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
- want to go home
- did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
- Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
- beach party
- rolling, heaving, hauling
- where we’re bound
- sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
- stormy weather but we’re together
- setting out to sea
- coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
- too much whiskey
- punishing naughty crewmen
- Let Me Tell You About This Guy
- Goodbye!
- Hello!
- let us bother this fellow
- oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
- befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
- you ever been to Place?
- I have been grievously misled
- sailors gotta sail
- let’s get this bread, boys
- don’t forget your old shipmate
- faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe
Don’t forget
- Money!
- this woman has so much sex it saves her life
- So Many Dick Puns
whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit
They are going to the mall.
*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*
Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
Not even to save New York?
what has new york ever done for me
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.
