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@oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin

Y’all need Weird Al Yankovic
19 yo
she/he
call me lou

I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

sea shanty themes

  • hearing an old man saying something
  • Captain’s an asshole
  • Captain’s awesome (same captain)
  • first mate sucks
  • whiskey
  • the girls out here
  • the girls back home
  • ship is terrible
  • ship is great
  • Cape Horn
  • seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass
  • want to go home
  • did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway
  • Sally and various sex acts we can do with her
  • beach party
  • rolling, heaving, hauling
  • where we’re bound
  • sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us
  • stormy weather but we’re together
  • setting out to sea
  • coming in to harbor/taking shore leave
  • too much whiskey
  • punishing naughty crewmen
  • Let Me Tell You About This Guy
  • Goodbye!
  • Hello!
  • let us bother this fellow
  • oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home
  • befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!
  • you ever been to Place?
  • I have been grievously misled
  • sailors gotta sail
  • let’s get this bread, boys
  • don’t forget your old shipmate
  • faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe

Don’t forget

  • Money!
  • this woman has so much sex it saves her life
  • So Many Dick Puns