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she/her 25 Busan ..usually not here!

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

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One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

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I love the world

an expert analysis of my five day old chicks

an expert analysis of my four week old chicks

by popular demand: an expert analysis of my seventeen week old chickens (soon to be laying eggs)

i’ve told them everyone loves them but i’m afraid they don’t speak english

in celebration of this post reaching 100k i would like to update: they are almost three years old now and still happy and healthy! :)

my assessment of them changed completely over time, and the pecking order is much more like rosie on top, peaches, oscar, then mango, the poor baby of the bunch.

they’re all still very cuddly (especially rosie, not so much oscar), and will jump on you as soon as you sit down nearby. also, rosie pecked my eyeball (twice) and gave me chronic eye pain for like six months. but so is life with birds LOL

anyway, that’s all! they’re still doing great! 💖 thank you for enjoying my ladies

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

this reply is killing me

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

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Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

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please don’t ignore this post

hey, so i’m making a new post since the last one didn’t get enough attention. it’s been pretty hard to buy groceries for myself and my family since we’re broke, our situation is really bad right now and if we could get any help even less than a dollar it would help us a lot! i know this platform isn’t the best to be asking for donations but we’re desperate. this is embarrassing but please any donation or reblog would mean the world to us!

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