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Black To The Reality

@onyx-noire

Ruby: (Whispering) Guys! Look!

Yang: What is it?

Ruby: Come see! Look!

Jaune:

Weiss: How long has he been like this?

Ruby: About three hours! That's the longest in almost a week!

Blake: No night terrors?

Ruby: None!

Yang: Well, let's let him sleep. He's earned it.

Nora: Good night, Jaune~!

Ren: Good night.

ugh oh man...just thinking about the end of the journey if they do beat Salem, I feel like this will be Jaune’s wholesome ending, finally able to rest without fear and worries, it just has me in happy tears.

Who earned it more?

Us, for pulling through that hypetrain crash

That rollercoaster of emotions

Deception sure is an emotion yeah

The funniest thing about the xenoblade 1 is that they give you a pretty obvious plot twist in the middle-point of the game before for the rest of the game they just mindfuck you with 4D chess plays.

‘HAHAH, YOU THOUGHT THIS GAME’S PLOT IS PREDICTABLE?! THEN HAVE THIS!”

Seems like i havent gotten to that plot twist yet. Grew tired of the game

Ruby: (Whispering) Guys! Look!

Yang: What is it?

Ruby: Come see! Look!

Jaune:

Weiss: How long has he been like this?

Ruby: About three hours! That's the longest in almost a week!

Blake: No night terrors?

Ruby: None!

Yang: Well, let's let him sleep. He's earned it.

Nora: Good night, Jaune~!

Ren: Good night.

ugh oh man...just thinking about the end of the journey if they do beat Salem, I feel like this will be Jaune’s wholesome ending, finally able to rest without fear and worries, it just has me in happy tears.

Who earned it more?

Us, for pulling through that hypetrain crash

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah, Nora?

Nora: You know I love you, right?

Jaune: I know. And I love you, too.

Nora: Okay, just making sure.

Jaune: Mm.

Nora: And before you ask, I didn't do anything wrong.

Jaune: I... never implied.

Nora: Okay, good, because you shouldn't.

Jaune: Nora?

Nora: Okay, so maybe there's a few bodies.

Jaune: What?!

Nora: I'm just kidding! You are so easy to trick.

Jaune: Loke how you tricked me into falling in love with you?

Nora: No, that wasn't a trick. That was a miracle.

Jaune: Mm. And it was the best miracle I ever had.

Nora: Mm. It sure was.

Nora: but go figure why the police is at the door and i need a place to hide

Hot take: RT should have told us Ironwoods semblance in the show instead of just doing it at a panel

If we knew his semblance, it would have made his fall more tragic. This is not, I repeat, NOT a pro or anti Ironwood post. He got what he deserved by Vol 8's end, and I stand by that. However, without the bit of context that Ironwood's semblance makes him lazer focused on a goal, it makes his turn less tragic then they probably wanted it to be.

wait wait wait wait wait

So, amongst semblances, you have "makes you teleport", "makes you punch harder the angrier you are/the more hurt you are", "lets you conjure a shadow clone", "lets you do ACTUAL FUCKING MAGIC"

And then there's a guy who just has "he's kinda stubborn"?

Qrow's semblance is bad luck.

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True, but his bad luck can affect the people around him, seems like an actual power in comparison to “stubbornness.” 

Though it also would have been helpful if there was some sort of cue when it happens, so the audience can realize that he’s using it at the time. The fact that that wasn’t a thing really didn’t help.

Ironwood's semblance is just actual mental illness.

That's it!

IRONWOOD HAS A SEMBLANCE?!?!?

I just thought he was an Ass!?

His semblance is being badly written

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if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.

Quick someone put him on something naughty !

Damn girl, chill.

Blake: Hey, Jaune, can you come closer for a second?

Jaune: Ok *comes closer*

Blake: Your hand please

Jaune: Ok?

Blake takes his hand and puts it on her chest.

Jaune: *Blushing* WHAT ARE YOU-!

Blake: *Pulls out her gun* Fuck me or die, your choice.

Jaune : i'll die standing rather than live on my knees now shoot bitch !

Anonymous asked:

Would one of Blake's teammates want to sit on Jaune's face after Blake told them how good it felt? If so which one will it be?

Send Nudes 8

Weiss: Blake, where are you? Answer me!🤬

Blake (Text): What's up.

Weiss: What's up? Why didn't you answer your phone?

Blake (Text): Sorry, I was busy.

Weiss: Busy doing what?

Blake (Text): More like "Busy doing who?"~😏

Weiss: What are you talking about?

Blake (Text): You know what I mean.

Weiss: No, I don't know what you mean.

Blake (Text): Maybe this helps

Blake (Text): *Image sent*

Weiss: What the fuck!

Weiss: Wait, Is that Jaune between your legs?!

Blake (Text): Yep, pretty hot right?~🔥😈

Weiss: Why did you send me this?!

Blake (Text): Because I need to tell someone about this. I mean, when I sat on his face, he moved his tongue in such a way that it made my legs shake.

Blake (Text): Like, that was so fucking good~ 🤤

Blake (Text): I need to talk about it!

Weiss: I don't want to hear it.

Blake (Text): Maybe this would change your mine?

Blake (Text): *image sent*

Weiss: Holy shit!!! 😳

Weiss: Is that...

Blake (Text): Yep, I came so hard that I almost drown him. His entire face was drenched. Hot right?~🥵

Weiss: No comment.

Blake (Text): I have more~

Blake (Text): *image sent*

Blake (Text): *image sent*

Blake (Text): *image sent*

Blake (Text): *image sent*

Weiss: Wow

Blake (Text): Impressive, right? Jaune may not look like it but he's pretty skilled when it comes to eating pussy. And believe me, she made this pussy cat meow~🤤💕

Weiss: Since when you two are doing this?

Blake (Text): Why do you ask? Do you want to be part of our little game?~

Weiss: NO!

Blake (Text): Too bad, I would have loved to see you moan while he devours you.

Weiss: I would never do that in front of someone else. It's so indecent!

Blake (Text): *Video sent*

Blake (Text): Oops, I think I sent you a video by accident.

Weiss: My God, you moan so loud.

Blake (Text): I told you, he's very good~

Blake (Text): So if one day you feel stressed, well, just let me know.😉😈

Blake (Text): What do you say? You in?

Weiss:...

Weiss: I'll consider it.

Blake (Text): That's all I wanted to hear.

Weiss: But don't tell anyone!

Blake (Text): Relax, your secret is safe with me.🤫

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Jaune to ren : i dont understand dude, i digged as far as a tongue can go and beyond and all she did was yelling at me and look at her phone ...

Pool day 🏊 🍹 || (Extra)

You know the entire seireiten betted on wich of thoses two would top the other before they even had their first kiss. You also know reiji and kenpachi made a lot of money off it cause the first know rukia and the second thought it was about fighting capabilities. Now keep scrolling.

Coco:He’s a 10, but he has kids.

Ruby:How many?

Coco:Two.

Yang:Stop trying to fuck our father.

Weiss:*chokes on coffee*

Blake:That’s how Coco’s tryin to be.

Yang:STAHP IT!

Taiyang: Uh, I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I'm spoken for.

Coco: Who, that bandit bitch who doesn't even pay child support?

Taiyang: Well, no, but-

Coco: And yeah, I get that you're still holding out for Ruby's mom, but I think it's time to move on.

Ruby: Hey!

Taiyang: (Sighs) I didn't want to bring it up yet, but I've already moved on. I'm actually dating someone.

Ruby: What?!

Yang: When?! How?! Who?!

Taiyang: Well...

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Cinder: (Sneezes)

Mercury: Aw, somebody's talking about you.

Cinder: I hope it's Daddy~.

Emerald: Wait.

Mercury: Hold up!

She melted at that daddy and you know it.

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

-stares in horror at her copy of Dangan Ronpa 2–screams internally- 

Witcher 3…. I’m probably going to get the plague or end up ripped in half by an alghoul RIP ME aaaaaAAAA

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Don’t Starve

Heck.

Mass effect

Shepard commander please save me

Pokemon Moon.

Yessssssssssssssssss

Well

Fuck

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Um…. Minecraft. But it was Peaceful Mode so I guess I’m already playing it.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2….well I’m fucked

Nioh 2.

I’m so fucked.

White boy in Far Cry 6

Of course I’m dead

Yugioh. Ima summon some big ass waifu and have a blast doin it

I hope the little mermaid live action movie fails horribly like the other live action movies did, but I also hope the main actress doesn’t get any hate her way just because she’s a black girl playing a white character. 

Cant we all just make fun of Disney’s lack of creativity without bringing the actors/actresses into it?

The replacement of red hair in media cant go silent

Molly with a gun what will she dooo????🐻

Molly, no! Don't do that!

Keep the gun pointed down, that way you don't accidentally hurt someone.

Accidentaly ?

Yeah, accidentally.

"Don't point at anything you don't intend to shoot."

You don't want to hurt an innocent bystander.

Pretty sure molly is conformed to be the kind of personn who wont hurt accidentally.

If she hurts you its purely calculated