Erron Black is a ladies man.

What if we're in a simulation run by a God who's actually just some voidless alien child playing on his computer? And soon his moms gonna call him down for dinner and 14 billion years will dissapear in the blink of an eye as it was just an afternoon on his computer for him.

This is what The Sims 5 will be for us.

Destiny Grimoire Anthology, vol II by Piotr Jabłoński

Part1

when someone asks you what destiny’s about

#you want the advertised version #or the five-years-two-games-eight-expansions-and-34-books-worth-of-lore version

Is there an In a Nutshell version?

I’ve been asking myself that since I made this post. 

Big ball hires undead Jackasses to fight angry pyramid

Yeah that’s all I got too. 

Large egg flashlight tells dumbass zombies to fight shadows. Dumbass zombies attempt to fuck shadows and their minions.

We’re talking about canon.

So first:

Yes, we’ve established I’m the devil, I’m happy you remember

And second…

Are you calling yourself a liar, dear Titan?

That’s not canon until approved. Now

Things heating up in the Destiny fandom.

Also I’m sorry 34 BOOKS?!

Yes but they’re digital books about 8-15 pages long, gained from triumphs that you can read on the Ishtar-Collective website.

Halo is the one with 30 physical books worth of lore. 

A year ago I got black-out drunk at a charity bar crawl. My best friend commissioned a painting of his favorite photo of me from that night.

Thank you Canada that is a great name

I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

Just to make it a true science term, STEVE has been backronymed to mean “Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement“

Behold, the same body of science that forced the acronyms “WIMP” and “MaCHO” as conflicting theories of dark matter.

McDonalds Lift Kit.

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

I made a meme

Instagram: foxfled

same energy

(also they have the exact same face im)

Why does he only ask for colabs on their livestreams

Because he knows they'd easily decline in private, so why not put them on the spot in front of hundreds of others and see if they really decline then.

three of the four horsemen

people with knees should be ashamed

uh oh, its past midnight, time for the thoughts of my 1800th century pissant, insane grandfather to soak my mind once more

please go to sleep

Ah, but weary traveler, the rats you see, they must be put to rest once more

Ah but weary traveler, the  cyber rats you see, they must be put to rest once more 

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”

You say that, but he literally made wine for a party once. Sounds pretty entertaining to me.

Yeah, box wine 😒

All body sizes are beautiful and if you have a gut then guess what you are supposed to have a gut because that's where you keep your freakin ORGANS!!!!!!!!!

whenever someone tells me i need to relax:

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

you cannot make this shit up

free our girl dorothy

My favorite thing about Destiny is how hunters and titans are just kind of assumed to be dumbasses with many physical abilities and warlocks are the nerds that have to keep things in order when we all know they be doing stupid stuff too. Listen, guardians are dumbasses. But like, world changing, god killing, loot grabbing, death denying dumbasses.

Titans are big slams

Hunters are fast weasels

Warlocks are science without safety goggles

Dumbass rights

Osiris rebuilt a Vex Mind you spent an entire quest killing bc he for some reason didn’t think it would turn on him.

Cayde saw the Ghost-hunting Baron right in front of him and took out his Ghost.

Zavala wanted to storm a sun-destroying ship full of 13ft tall aliens made of pure muscle with no Light and no army. 

All Guardians are dumb as shit and we need to love and respect that.