18th century tumblr user

can we do dover boys memes again

i miss tom

i miss dick

i miss larry

Old friends senior dog sanctuary

Restarting student loan payments seems to be going well

the bechdel test

this anime passed the bechdel test during the hot springs episode when the girls were comparing titty sizes

to be fair the original point of the bechdel test was “can i interpret these two characters as lesbians” and there is quite a lot of bad harem anime where the answer is “yes”

i’ve heard a lot of people say “don’t reach out to your friends first and see how many people will remain in your life. those are your true friends” and i get it. it sucks and it’s tiring constantly being the one to message first, to initiate hang outs but don’t take this so literally. some friendships require initiation. i have lost touch with so many people who genuinely cared about me and wanted me in their life because i stopped reaching out. it’s a hard pill to swallow but honestly some people just suck at it and it doesn’t mean they don’t love and value you. i’ve reconnected with some people over the past few months and it’s crazy how genuinely happy they are to see me and how engaged they are in the conversation. i just think sometimes we’re too harsh on each other & too quick to emphasize other peoples flaws and remove them from our lives but then we’ll all be alone and what’s the point of life then!!!!

i just needed an excuse to draw the fox girls so... (cropped versions under for those in need)

Hell yeah brother

[ID: a screenshot of pokemon Violet in which a fat NPC is standing with a Pokeball in their hand. A speech bubble above them reads: "Thick Fat is where it's at!" End ID]

me when i reblog my mutuals flop posts

See also: Several articles about "Women are not willing to date Republicans and MAGAts on dating sites are whining about it."

Musk is doing his best to turn Twitter into an alt-right echo chamber and the bigots are finding out that they get tired of hearing nothing but their own voices.

ultracat????

Y'all are giving billionaires way too much credit here. These people are not playing 5D chess and using carefully engineered memeable scandals as targeted distractions from particular wrongdoings – they're just doing horrible things constantly, so whenever a memeable scandal does by chance arise, it will always be possible to point to some horrible thing they did at around the same time.

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

you just hate my 2 exploding penises.

he has no idea

[Begin video ID:

Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)

transcript of conversation:

Driver: Hallo

Employee: Hallo

Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)

Employee: Yes

Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)

Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.

End ID]

welcome to a world of GAME CLAM

anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall? 

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in” 

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long” 

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted” 

then after living together for a year they’re like “well actually it happens after living together for five years” 

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship” 

made this post over 5 years ago so here’s the update: we’re married, we’ve been living together for over half a decade (through moving, multiple periods of unemployment for both of us, covid lockdowns, emergency room visits, surgery recovery, etc.), and I continue to be very much in love with her. she is so fucking smart and thoughtful and amazing, and she gets hotter and more stunning every single day. I still blush when she says sweet things to me.

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.

Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.

Obsessed with what has to happen to your brain for you to watch witch from mercury and go “OBVIOUSLY this is just a rwby au fanfiction in disguise.” Every day they’re inventing newer, eviler versions of guy who has only seen boss baby