Context: we were joking that the spell Speak With Dead has a 1min casting time because it functions like a dial-up modem, then realized this makes it susceptible to interruptions by anyone picking up the line.
*loud modem noises as spell is being cast*
Random deity: “Woah, what?”
Cleric: “Hang up! We’re trying to speak to a corpse!”
Deity: “New holy symbol, who dis?”
Running a Ravnica campaign where we had just come back to the city after checking out a weird temple that appeared in the wastes during a festival, our DM describes the scene as including street cleaning robots going about their work Vedalken Simic druid OOC: Wait. Did you just say there are magical roombas cleaning the streets? DM: Yes, basically. They look like kind of wooden boxes hovering along. Druid, OOC: …Do any of them have knives tied to them? (general laughter) DM: (laughing) No, but you get the idea that maybe it would be cool in the future to tie or otherwise adhere a knife or other weapon to one.
Spotted!!
DM, to our Druid Elf: You’ve literally spent this whole quest basically collecting animal companions, and your only valuable is a crown you just found. What exactly is your goal here?
Druid Elf: I’m fulfilling my dream of becoming a Disney princess dammit
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Where is he going?
[Context: We just defeated a medusa in a village where she’d turned all the inhabitants to stone. We sent off to the capitol for some paladins to help us heal them all. My chaotic neutral Druid got bored with waiting for them to show up.]
[Additional context: Our Warlock is played by my girlfriend.]
Me OOC: I go into each of the houses and steal one left sock from everyone.
Warlock OOC: …Why?
DM: Yeah, okay. You now have 52 pairs of socks.
Me OOC: No no, just the left ones.
Warlock OOC: Why?
DM: Okay, you have 52 left socks.
Me OOC: Okay now I’m gonna hide them around the village and in the woods, but not like super well you know? Just well enough that they’re gonna wonder if there’s more missing.
Warlock OOC: WHY?
DM: Fuckin sweet, I’m not even gonna make you roll, that’s amazing.
Warlock OOC: Why do you do these things?
Me OOC: You love me.
me hanging out with black people in the summer: “aye, yall don’t forget to put on sunscreen”
them:
Use the Walgreens Brand which is pretty cheap and it does wonders and doesn’t leave me with a white cast. And I’m dark as hell so I hate looking ashy but not all sunscreens are made equally and it’s one of the better ones I’ve used.
Wait cocoa/shea butter and coconut oil don’t protect you from the sun we really do need sunscreen??
Yea fam. All that “we don’t need sunscreen” shit is a myth. Combine that with the fact that most dermatologists don’t know how to spot skin cancer in Black people and it’s a nasty combination.
Yeah, it’s harder for us to get it but when we do it’s deadly. I know two people who died of skin cancer, both were Black.
“While incidence of melanoma is higher in the Caucasian population, a July 2016 study in the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology showed it is more deadly in people of color. African American patients were most likely to be diagnosed with melanoma in its later stages than any other group in the study, and they also had the worst prognosis and the lowest overall survival rate.”
Sorry about the link, I’m on mobile. But this is from August 2016, which I know isn’t the most recent but it’s still SUPER IMPORTANT. Y’all please wear sunscreen. With Google it’s even easy to find smaller, Black-owned brands.
https://blackgirlsunscreen.com/ is Black-owned!
I use this sunscreen from Walmart. It’s cheap, doesn’t leave a white cast, and smells pretty good.
Duuuude my family uses that and it’s Soo nice it even smells good
Same for brown people, are skin may be dark but we do burn!
Please I love you all take care of your skin in the summer you can still burn
Helping spread Bc yes
I was a Rogue, albeit a really crappy one, and I was attacked by a monster that was trying to eat my face off.
I rolled a nat20 on defense, so I was just like "I put my finger to its mouth and I shush it, like in romance movies"
Here is a list of everything for E3 2019. Feel free to add anything to the bottom in case I messed anything up.
USA Conference + Times:
UK Conference + Times:
AU/NZ Conference + Times:
Main E3 Streams:
Company Streams:
Other Streams:
Game Informer / Duel Shockers / Siliconera / Gematsu / NeoGaf / ResetEra
This is the best thing I’ve seen all year (🔊)
Just when I thought it was over, it gets better and better
Bit of background: My friends and I were playing a D&D campaign based in the Star Wars universe before the Battle of Yavin. The rest of the party had already had about a half-dozen sessions under their belt and the DM worked with me to create a Jedi-hunting assassin droid built by the CIS. The following conversation happened between my character and the DM’s chief NPC. Several of our party were force sensitives.
Me: (After seeing a Jedi) *activating my inbuilt flamethrower* Enemies located! Destroy with extreme prejudice! Party: *Surprised and concerned noises* DM: NO! No Barbecuing the Jedi! *using command chip* Me: *reluctantly deactivating the flamethrower* Yes sir, I understand your terrible judgement, sir.
Party: *relieved noises*
DM: *gesturing at the rest of the party* But feel free to cook any of them if they do something stupid.
Me: With great enthusiasm, meatbag.
Party: *extremely loud concerned noises*
Ranger: What do I know about Simon?
DM: He’s little brother material. And apparently he carries a spear now.
Ranger: Hmm…Sounds like he has a lot of ex-spear-ience.
Ranger: I don’t know guys, I think the skeletons in the basement are kind of humerus.
Boar proceeded to run away from the ever growing flock of attacking chickens. He managed to slam a door between them and as he heard the sound of several chickens slamming into the door (and some more spawning) a sack was thrown over his head and he was beaten with clubs. Guess who found some angry housekeepers?</p> (via yourplayersaidwhat)
Hey, I’m opening commissions again. I have 5 commission slots and 3 waitlist slots available. You can view commission prices and more general info here.
I’m still kinda, uh, sad about my dog passing away recently, so I apologize in advance if I’m slower on working on commissions than usual.
Hey my car broke and I need money!!! And my commissions are still open!!! So yeah!
If you don’t wanna commission me but feel charitable enough to donate a few bucks my way, here is my ko-fi: link
This is the Sabrina I know and love
