conventionally attractive person: there's nothing sexier than being yourself! be comfortable in your own skin!!
me, real life goblin with no prospects and a burden to my family:.......right
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if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this
do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.
sit-down-hamilton
nature is amazing
the ending 😂😂😂
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LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!
This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.
radicalmayhem
if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.
when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
Shoot your money all over my face
i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!
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wordsnquotes
I am made of more;
more than tears, more than heartache,
more than all of this.
Source: wordsnquotes.com
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Not all of us are waiting to be saved ,
Some of us are actually doing the saving ourselves .
Kriti.G (via wnq-writers)
Source: wnq-writers.com
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all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog
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misscherrylikesitdirty
I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.
karengilian
EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
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His eyes reflected the sky. His edges bled minty turquoises and blue-greens. Glittering waves of a sun-kissed lake rippled across him. I wanted nothing more than to swim.
serendipityandstupidity, Hues of Blue (via wnq-writers)
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There’s so much more to life than finding someone who will want you, or being sad over someone who doesn’t. There’s a lot of wonderful time to be spent discovering yourself without hoping someone will fall in love with you along the way, and it doesn’t need to be painful or empty. You need to fill yourself up with love. Not anyone else. Become a whole being on your own. Go on adventures, fall asleep in the woods with friends, wander around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop on your own, write on bathroom stalls, leave notes in library books, dress up for yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all things with love, but don’t romanticize life like you can’t survive without it. Live for yourself and be happy on your own. It isn’t any less beautiful, I promise.
Emery Allen (via alunit)