House Stark

It's happening! The thing you didn't know you wanted way too late and in rough draft form! I give you, House Stark - to the tune of the Family Madrigal song. And also Belle's song from Beauty and the Beast and Where We Are from Moana. I'm not very musical at all and far from an expert at Thrones. Feel free to edit. Please share. I think it would be best animated.

EXT Winterfell Day. The main area.

A group of children from that orphanage that Bran and co go to is touring Winterfell. Theon approaches on his horse ready for a hunt. The orphans mob him. Theon, of course, wants nothin to do with them.

Orphans: All the Starks have wolves! What are their names               Where's yours? What do they do?

Theon: I am not a nurse for children.

Ned: Theon!

Ned is on a balcony engaged in some business.

Ned: Show the children around Winterfell.

Theon (sighs): Alright, let's go:

             Smiths!              Weirwood tree!              Maester!              Let's go!

This is our home We've got every generation Down here buried in the crypts Our birth rate is high but the death rate is higher

This is the Stark family The lone wolf dies but the pack survives

Let's be clear Lord Stark runs this show He fought in Robert's Rebellion so many years ago If you ask me they were dating but what do I know.

Children: Oh my gods it's them!                Where are the wolves? (I want to see the wolves)                But I don't know who is who

Theon (muttering): it's not that great

Children: Of course it is! It's Winterfell!                It's the biggest house I've ever seen!               Tell us everything! Who's your wolf? Where is it?

Theon: You know they're wild animals and spend a lot of time hunting . . .

Children: Just tell us who everyone is!

Theon: Lady Stark             She's actually from the Riverlands             She loves her firstborn Robb             And hates Jon Snow, a

Everyone as Jon Snow enters: BASTARD!

Jon Snow (in his dramatic way, perhaps spolighted):           It's true, Lord Stark           is my father but Lady Stark           is not my mother.           It's a fate           I wouldn't wish on anyone.

         So I took a vow of celibacy          and focus on my sword skills-(Theon pushes him out of the way)

Theon: Ugh, he's a mopey bastard, you get the idea.

           Anyway his wolf is Ghost            he never makes a sound.

          This is my brother Bran           He loves to climb around           It's pretty much all he does           His wolf is Summer           who's very protective (Summer growls at Theon)

          My only sisters           Arya and Sansa           One's fierce, one's graceful           perfect in every way           Sansa can't wait to get married           but Arya's a better archer than Bran!

Children: No way!

Theon: Their wolves are Lady and Nymeria              both with a touch of gray.              Rickon's the youngest              so he named his Shaggydog-

Children: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR WOLF?

Theon (now trying to get away):           Anyway that's House Stark at Winterfell

Children: What about Theon?

Theon: They rule over the whole North

Children: What about Theon?

Theon: Not the brightest but honor-bound

Children: Theon!

Theon: Winter is coming!

Children: Theon!

Maester: Theon!                Your father has a message for you.

Child: What's Theon's magic wolf?

Maester: Theon did not recieve a direwolf because                he is not a Stark. He is a Greyjoy of the                Iron Islands.

Child: Um, then why isn't he in the Iron Islands?

Maester: To prevent a war, Theon has been a host-                age here since he was eight.

A gasp from the crowd as the Maester exits.

Children: You're not a Stark!                You're a hostage?                Are you a slave?

Theon: I am Lord Theon Greyjoy              only heir to the Iron Islands!              What are you lot going to inherit?              Nothing, cause you're orphans.

Child: Yeah, but you don't get a magic wolf.

Theon: They aren't magic, they're direwolves!             Besides, I don't need a smelly wolf.             I have the greatest gift in all of Winterfell.

Child: What's that?

Theon: Lord Robb Stark             Brave, strong, kind and true             *A perfect golden child*             Could have anyone for a friend             but chose me for his retinue

            Of course who wouldn't want me for a friend!?             With my looks and my prowess with . . .             (a group of women walk by, Theon looks at them             then at the children)             archery!

Robb enters, also ready for a hunt.

Theon: It's true I'm not a Stark              And sometimes I struggle to remember              what a Greyjoy is.              But I'm Robb's brother              and he is mine              Now and always.

Children: Awwwh

Theon: Now off with yah! We're hunting.