this is driving me fucking insane

stop

Im not gay can you explain this?

the burrito turned him straight

Interview with a Vampire

outfit for my niece’s preschool graduation

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

:/

This somehow gets even funnier when you remember that Pit can’t fucking read

Have you ever just really been in the mood to see penis

not gonna say it again

ophelia..

psst quick note to everyone calling this a Water Buffalo:

this is a cow 🐄🐮

And the duck wasn’t even from the game.

Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?