Only Child of the Universe

when youre 14 you read those posts that are like “nobody who is 14 is cool” and you go sure but I’M cool. and then later you grow up and find out that you were not cool. nobody was cool when they were 14. btw this cycle will repeat forever

More ATSV as pinterest memes!

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

spider crew

people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life

this is normal. this is how normal people interact with each other irl without killing each other with rocks. if you can’t do this you should learn how immediately because it is a basic tenet of functioning as an adult in adult society. did no one tell you this? that you have to be civil to people you don’t like even if you don’t want to? because someone should have told you this when you were about 2 years old. I’m worried about you

if tumblr algorithmifies i’m gonna go full 00s and make my own html webpage with glitter animations and live the sweet serene life not giving a shit about any social media

venting channels in any discord is inevitably a bad idea but im sure somewhere in the recesses of the internet there is a discord where a group of tweens/teenagers have a venting channel and only post pictures of the amonguses in there. they have achieved a state of being not even the buddha could reach

Raise their open filthy palms, Like tiny daggers up to heaven.

Talking meaning chatting online, interacting irl, or even exchanging one or two messages. I just want to see how much tumblr users actually talk to each other!

thinking about um joan gerard

Someone needs to start compiling all the ways this is THE tour of Fuck It We Ball before we forget things like Joe literally has a scavenger hunt for his book going on and Pete managed to convince Patrick to spontaneous piano with a "eh you'll figure it out" (thus causing night 3 to be "Patrick deadass figures he may as well play a piano cover of I'm Like A Lawyer") and Pete's magic trick apparentyl coming with variants (or at least that he went for a crowd lap) because it's the details that elevate this tour from "there's extra surprise songs with the 8 ball gimmick and a piano intermission" to "Fuck. It. WE. BALL."

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley