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Coping With The Very Troubled Child

@onhowtobecrazy / onhowtobecrazy.tumblr.com

"Et l'Infini terrible effara ton œil bleu!" . Girl. Twenty-something. Bretonne. Queer. . Bookworm/Cinema addict/Moony writer/ Wild thing. This blog is dedicated to Witches, Bitches, She-monsters & Middle-aged women in position of power. Femslashs are relevant to my interests. . The hardest thing in this world is, etc., Most insincerely yours, Lolymoon

I just feel like there are so many people on this website who aren’t aware that the howling void they feel inside themselves is because they haven’t seen Battlestar Galactica and I just feel so bad for all of them

To be fair I also feel bad for the people on this website who have a howling void inside themselves because they have seen Battlestar Galactica.

Na this is so dumb I've just watched The school of good and evil on Netflix out of boredom (never heard of it before) and all that queer coding / queer baiting narrative has given me such a strong fucking urge to write an extra get Swan Queen version of this but I feel so out of touch with fandom and I haven't time and I've not written a line in ages so I don't even know if I still can anyway curse me gay thoughts and overactive brain

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.

Idiots.

Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.

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Anonymous asked:

Seriously fuck you. Don't ruin real OUAT kisses with your lesbian shit.

Thank you!! :)

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Silly anon. Lesbian shit only ever improves things. Everything goes better with lesbians! What ruins real OUAT kisses? Real OUAT kisses.

That lesbian shit is 10000x better than the real OUAT kisses.

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It keeps getting better… Damn, SWEN… Bring it.

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OMG PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING I WANNA SEE THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN AND AGAIN. 

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HOLY CHEESEBALLS MCFUCKMUFFIN! THIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE YEAR! 

hell yes!! Masterpost of swan queen kisses is HEEEEREEEEE!!!!!

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oooooooh BOOOM!!!

SWEN, forged in the heat of hatred.

Let’s see if we can get this to 10,000 notes!

God I’ve missed these images

IT’S BACK

oh here you are…!

Always reblog!

I just add one more and keep doing more because people should get used to it. I mean it will happen on the show sooner or later 

You’re welcome. 

SWEN RULE: Reblog this every time it appears on your dash.

Let’s add some Dark Swan Queen smooching to the collection…

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Yes! Absolutely… 

okay, the last one isn’t a kiss, it’s a boob grope… I approve, please keep going.

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THERES MORE

alright this isn’t actually regina and emma but i must say, the resemblance is striking…

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Works for me…

I will always reblog this masterpiece!

Always reblog this I love this post  😍

Here’s another one, Swen!

It’s gotten even bigger!! :D

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MM yes it is back, my favorite SQ post. And it is almost at 25K notes. Excellent.

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#BoobGrabsCount lol

*whispers* @willow-hermione should add hers to this beauty… *smiles*

ok! here they are :)

I hope whoever originally sent this anonymous message sees this post every single time we re-blog it and they feel like an ass.

“I said, ‘It has to be Ted. It has to be Ted, even if he hasn’t been there for the rest of the day, even if they haven’t seen each other much on screen together at that point. It has to be Ted that picks her up and runs with it… And then can it be Keeley and Roy? And then can it be Sam? And then they all strike up and she just comes in at the end or maybe not even at all, but she has to feel her new family save her from her old.”

Ted Lasso | 2x10 “No Weddings and a Funeral”

BONUS:

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

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Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.

“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”

Let’s be honest, going productively psychotic in isolation is this year’s mood.

Tumblr is a hellsite but goddammit its our hellsite

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Fils Coupés

Je ne le ferai plus, avait-il dit à une femme qui était venu lui demander des comptes tout à fait justifiés. Je ne le ferai plus et pourtant il l’avait fait ; c’est à croire qu’il est incapable de tenir des promesses faites à une épouse ‒ il a toujours été faible de cœur et d’exécution. Même ici, au milieu de ce château qui tombe en poussière, il trouve le moyen de renoncer ; une petite fille lui tire la manche et réclame un nouveau tour de marionnettes : les fils se tendent ‒ et le roi se relève.