IM FUCKING CRYING I JSUT SAW SOMEONE CALL THE APOLLO JUSTICE "the twink with the brown pokemon hair" AND THEYRE SO RIGHT IM CRYING

Eagerly getting into the submersible industry, that’s the point there right?

I’m being informed that in light of recent events this is no longer true

"just warning you, the laborers are against the robots stealing their jobs" lmfaooooo

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

please if you reblog tag with your country because this fascinates me

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

I’m in love with this post

wanna write stories where trans and male pregnancies are included casually but cringing at the idea of my stories getting too much attention and having to deal with people commenting shit like "O_o" and "OMG I DID NOT EXPECT MPREG" like im going to kill you with a hammer if you ever say mpreg to me i will take this hammer and you will be DEAD shut up shut up shut up!!! mpreg is a specific thing!! its not just short for male pregnancy. i bet you comment something weird about foot fetishes when an artist draws a character barefoot too. i bet you're not even normal about things that ARE fetishes or kinks, not just things you imply to be fetishes or kinks. EXPLODE!!

wanna write stories where trans and male pregnancies are included casually but cringing at the idea of my stories getting too much attention and having to deal with people commenting shit like "O_o" and "OMG I DID NOT EXPECT MPREG" like im going to kill you with a hammer if you ever say mpreg to me i will take this hammer and you will be DEAD shut up shut up shut up!!! mpreg is a specific thing!! its not just short for male pregnancy. i bet you comment something weird about foot fetishes when an artist draws a character barefoot too. i bet you're not even normal about things that ARE fetishes or kinks, not just things you imply to be fetishes or kinks. EXPLODE!!

wanna write stories where trans and male pregnancies are included casually but cringing at the idea of my stories getting too much attention and having to deal with people commenting shit like "O_o" and "OMG I DID NOT EXPECT MPREG" like im going to kill you with a hammer if you ever say mpreg to me i will take this hammer and you will be DEAD shut up shut up shut up!!! mpreg is a specific thing!! its not just short for male pregnancy. i bet you comment something weird about foot fetishes when an artist draws a character barefoot too. i bet you're not even normal about things that ARE fetishes or kinks, not just things you imply to be fetishes or kinks. EXPLODE!!

i wanna see what my audience is like sue me

edit: reblog so i can get a better idea of my audience

will wood reaction image

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

Im watching Steven Universe for the first time and like. You all lied. This show is amazing. The characters are great, the storytelling is fascinating, and the way it handles moral questions is really thoughtful and interesting. Im really upset at what tumblr and the internet more broadly did to steven universe.