VOTE SHABBAT MISS PIGGY!!
NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
I will pay $100 if you let me interact
"fireball this, banishment that—" do you think wizards have to call their moms for help making potions bc theirs never work quite like hers. do you think they sit there struggling to write down coherent recipes while their moms dictate based entirely on vibes and made up units of measurement like "a pinch" and "some." do you think they bicker w their moms over the proper order to add ingredients, and how no they're not going too slow, and what the hell does 20-ish minutes even MEAN. do you think that when they fall in battle and need to be healed they wake up to the taste of home lingering in their mouths.
From #Woodensday into #Feathersday…
Taus (mayuri), India, c.1885 wood, parchment, metal, feathers The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York
“The name of this bowed instrument means peacock, the bird associated with Saraswati, the goddess of music. Popular at 19th century courts, it derives its form from the dilruba, an instrument combining features of other Indian stringed instruments like the sarangi and the sitar.”
i forgot that joshua gillespie got PAID to be traumatized by the coffin
i mean jon obviously expected him to die but damn 10k pounds is not the worst compensation for mental torture
something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.
I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie
People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate
I am pleased to report that the DnD movie in fact had multiple dungeons and multiple dragons in it, thus fulfilling the expectations set by the title of the movie.
