sleepy boy

Lake Baikal in Siberia 

Beautiful

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer

I’m never making another text post again

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Rock ya soul and make the building shake

Oprah Winfrey is running for president in 2020 and this is all i can think about

How the fuck are these people even allowed to run for president

We love You Cupcakke @onesliceofthot

friend: why are men like this 

me: *pulls PDFs out of nowhere* you see when the agricultural revolution started 

how do you... pull out... a.. pdf..

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

mermaids

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

what happens next 😲😲😲😲😱😱😱😱will shock you🌩🌩🌩☇☇☇☈☈😵😵😵

My uncle is ace! love having queer fam membs.

i hate that fucking picture.

@godhatesthots

Finally, the questions we need to be asking