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We're all weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them in mutual weirdness and call it love. Dr. Seuss Seeking compatible weirdness.

Drabble List #1

75 prompts to write drabbles or longer stories.

  1. "This didn't work out as I had intended."
  2. "Urgh. Definitely not."
  3. "I will prove you worng. Just watch."
  4. "Let's kiss and see where it takes us."
  5. "Idiots. They are all idiots."
  6. "If I have to tell you again, I won't be this nice."
  7. "Well, this went horribly wrong..."
  8. "How do you become accidently married?"
  9. "I hate us sometimes."
  10. "Why are you wearing my skirt?"
  11. "It's impossible to get rid of me."
  12. "Sometimes, I don't know why I put up with you."
  13. "This is stupid. And kind of fun."
  14. "Please tell me, this is not why you woke me up."
  15. "I may have lost it."
  16. "You and me - movie night."
  17. Let's grab the food and get out of here."
  18. "High heels do look good on you."
  19. "Roadtrip!"
  20. "I prefer not to be disturbed."
  21. "We should have been in bed 3 hours ago."
  22. "This is a stupid excuse."
  23. "Why won't you let me braid your hair?"
  24. "Are you awake or asleep?"
  25. "I can't smile at you, I'm mad."
  26. "Well, it's never too late."
  27. "Oh, look! My will to live... it's gone."
  28. "Just five more minutes."
  29. "Where did you get the flowers from?"
  30. "Alright, let's make a deal."
  31. "You're so easily distracted."
  32. "Cooking is an art form."
  33. "Are you a witch?"
  34. "Thanks for nothing, I guess."
  35. "This is so stupid."
  36. "You can't handle my beauty."
  37. "Is that my shirt?"
  38. "This doesn't smell like roses."
  39. "Who do we have here?"
  40. "I'm annoyed, to say it mildly."
  41. "Not sure what you mean."
  42. "Smells suspicious."
  43. "Tomorrow will be better."
  44. "I don't know how I feel about this."
  45. "Lies. Just lies."
  46. "Could you spare some change?"
  47. "Well, we can't fix it now."
  48. "I'm not touching that!"
  49. "You're not getting sea sick, are you?"
  50. "It's not what you think it is."
  51. "Did you eavesdrop?
  52. "I can't believe we're friends sometimes."
  53. "How was I supposed to know?"
  54. "This fits perfectly."
  55. "Stay there. I'm on my way."
  56. "Let's get some ice cream."
  57. "The world is not ready for us."
  58. "What kind of sick dream is this?"
  59. "You're a legend, man!"
  60. "The feeling is mutual."
  61. "Does this make sense to you?"
  62. "I'm just so tired."
  63. "Do I really want to know?"
  64. "The government doesn't want you to know about this."
  65. "I volunteer myself to go last."
  66. "Your handwriting is atrocious."
  67. "This whole thing is a mess."
  68. "We were never prepared for this."
  69. "Things are worse than I thought."
  70. "Not our brightest idea."
  71. "Did you see that?"
  72. "How did you get it destroyed like that?"
  73. "Bye, bye, you won't be missed."
  74. "This is a nightmare."
  75. "I have secrets you don't know about."

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Pay heed to Klaudia Amenábar's words! Don't let the executives weaponize fandoms. WGA Strong.

My guys it is starting to work, I've seen some people I know complaining about the writer's strike and turning against them because their favorite shows and/or movie got put on hold. Please do not be fooled like this, this is exactly what the corporations want. It can wait, I promise you will find other things to focus, but writers need this.

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Reword every headline they put out. “Due to not wanting to give writers money, Marvel has shut down pre-production on…” You can end this strike any time you want to, pal.

"Marvel too cheap to pay writers, production shuts down"

"Disney too greedy to pay residuals, deletes shows/movies"

"Studios cut corners on safety, production values, writing, acting, etc. in order to make more money; won't share with anyone below CEO level"

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This.

100% this.

When Tina Turner left her first husband - who was also her boss, captor, and brutal tormentor - she snuck out of their Dallas hotel room with a single thought in her mind: "The way out is through the door." From there she fled across the midnight freeway, semi-trucks careening past her, with 36 cents and a Mobil gas card in her pocket. As soon as she decided to walk out that door, she owned nothing else. When she filed for divorce, she made an unusual request. She didn't want anything: not the song rights, not the cars, not the houses, not the money. All she wanted was the stage name he gave her - Tina - and her married name - Turner. This was the name by which the world had come to know her, and keeping it was her only chance to salvage her career. Things could have gone a lot of ways from there. She could have labored in obscurity for decades, maybe making records on small labels to be prized by vinyl connoisseurs in Portland. She could have stayed in Vegas, where she first went to get her chops back up, and worked as a nostalgia act. And, of course, given what she had been through, she might have … not made it. What happened instead is that Tina Turner became the biggest global rock star of the 80s. I'm old enough to barely remember this, but if you aren't, it was like this: The Rolling Stones would headline a stadium one day, and the next day it would be Tina Turner. A middle-aged Black woman - she became a rock star at 42! - sitting atop the 1980s like it was her throne. She managed this because of whatever rare stuff she was made of (this is a woman whose label gave her two weeks to record her solo debut, Private Dancer, which went five times platinum); because she decided to speak publicly about her abusive marriage and forge her own identity, and in doing so give hope and courage to countless women; and also because - in a perhaps unlikely twist for a girl from Nutbush, Tennessee - she had her practice of Soka Gakkai Nichiren Buddhism, to which she credited her survival. She remained devout until the end. Tina's second marriage - to her, her only marriage - was to Edwin Bach, a Swiss music executive 16 years her junior. Of him, she said, "Erwin, who is a force of nature in his own right, has never been the least bit intimidated by my career, my talents, or my fame." In 2016, after a barrage of health problems, Tina's kidneys began to fail. A Swiss citizen by then, she had started preparing for assisted suicide when her husband stepped in. According to Tina, he said, "He didn't want another woman, or another life." He gave her one of his kidneys, buying her the remainder of her time on this earth and perhaps closing a cycle which took her from a man who inflicted injury upon her to a man willing to inflict injury upon himself to save her from harm. Born into a share-cropping family as Anna Mae Bullock in 1939, she died Tina Turner in a palatial Swiss estate: the queen of rock 'n roll; a storm of a performer with a wildcat-fierce voice; a dancer of visceral, spine-tingling potency and ability; a beauty for the ages; a survivor of terrible abuse and an advocate for others in similar situations; an author and actress; a devout Buddhist; a wife and mother; a human being of rare talent and perseverance who, through her transcendent brilliance, became a legend.

Credit: Will Stenberg

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With SO MANY thanks to Rob Wilkins, we have:

  1. Rob’s GO2 crew and cast hoodie
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Someone, anyone out there. Please tell me I'm not the only one who ships it.

Jackson Lamb is the unfeeling, spiteful boss.

Catherine Standish is the den mother and voice of reason.

But scratch beneath the surface and Lamb is feeling, he goes out of his way to solve the murder of someone he didn't even like. Standish is more than an administrator, she's cleverer than people give her credit for.

They're on the same level. Not just in age (a rarity for onscreen older m/f couples) and at Slough House (sharing a floor just like River/Sid and Min/Louisa shared an office), but they've gone through very similar experiences just from different sides.

Lamb was a field agent and that's where his skills lay - murder, tracking, observation. Standish was an administrator and that's given her a keen insight into the service and how to disarm people with politeness. Both know the MI5 but it's given them different skills which work well together.

Now I know how you'll respond - but he constantly tries to make her start drinking again even though she's an alcoholic. Yet Lamb has also gone out on a limb repeatedly to protect her, from treason accusations, dismissal from MI5 and more (spoilers for the next season if it follows the book). When he knew the dogs were going after his horses, who did he go to retrieve... Standish. And even when she had no reason to take his side, Standish pulled a gun to get them out of a jam.

So I repeat again - IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE?????? I'm losing my mind here!!

Also I love older ships, they're usually wholesome but this wouldn't be and I think that would be really interesting.

I'm in Santa Fe so of course I went down to the picket line outside a local studio. George RR Martin was there too, and I got to see Paris, George's better half, as well. So was incredible author Nnedi Okorafor who had driven in from Arizona to be on the picket line.

George RR Martin is such a good supporter he's been on strike from writing his books for years.

Until the strike is over, anybody making this joke has to donate to the Entertainment Community Fund. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules.

Jim Carter and Imelda Staunton attend the 2023 BAFTA Television Awards at The Royal Festival Hall on May 14, 2023 in London. Imelda is nominated for Best Actress Drama for her portrayal of Queen Elizabeth II in The Crown season 5 ✨

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Now THIS was unexpected. But incredibly lovely. We debuted at #1.

I'm so proud of what we made and the genius that the Four Play String Quartet brought to the project.

If you want to find out how to listen or buy it on CD or Vinyl this will point you to the right places.

Meanwhile, I gloat. Hear me.