Person 1: Darling, close your eyes.
Person 2: Eyes? [leans in for a kiss]
Person 1: [steals wallet and runs away]
growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

REALISES I HAVE DAD HAIR...
Im horrible at selfies but I thought I show off my new hair cut! AND I GOT IT DYEE PINK...
To any of my darling followers having a bad day/week/life, remember this gif exists:

when you get the new sweater
fashion
‘If you’ve been experiencing any bugs or crashes with the new Heart of Thorns expansion, please contact…
Teq Support.’
With Zhaitan’s fall, Tequatl struggles to find new employment..
Kind of iffy on my font choice, but otherwise I think I did alright.
The filth
Quartz var. Amethyst (Cactus Quartz) from Boekenhouthoek area, Mpumalanga Province, South Africa
*looks at it* *looks at it some more* *looks around the room* Is it… It’s it just me then?
Tag yourself, I’m Poob.
Couple aesthetic: the short one tries to kiss the tall one, but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes, take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP, YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME
too lazy to paint but!! here’s two pointy plants that Aren’t as Bad as They Could Have Been™
top swamp man belongs to @ghost-squid0
