i can teach you
t-teach me.. what??
Mad because you don't have bird vision?
Seethe . You will never b them
When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!
When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy
HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse
I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.
#I just finished rereading and ya lol#like i get for the most part the fellowship chalks it up yo Elf Behavior#but even compared to the other elves Legolas is just a funny dude#*waking on snow while his companions are being hurried in a blizzard after he too was trudging through snow*#‘haHA. have fun down there I’m off to find the sun’#like ya my guy?#I’d say Aragorn should know better but tbh he’s kinda busy being dramatic himself the whole time#lotr
being in your 20s is truly just living ibuprofen to ibuprofen
Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust
you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks
some of you have got to get braver in my tags
im dying
im putting a fruit sticker on you. im sprinkling blades of grass on you. im offering wedges of my tangerine to you. etc.
