“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
I can help who’s next
my mom is a role model
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
Yet another Australian in LA. Where’s the Vegemite?
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag
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