sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month
Let you out of what, Miku?
zip file
The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.
Well I need this on file so
Me, at the start of Tears of the Kingdom, young, bright-eyed, full of hubris and naivete: I'm the fucking Hero of the Wild. I eat golden lynels for breakfast. You think a bunch of bokoblins can stop me?
Me: a few minutes later, older, wiser, staring at the game over screen: Okay, new plan. Let's avoid the bokoblins.
Currently waiting for more information but fuck this is really worrying
Moth in the pot
Campbells: Cream of Moth
Hold on I’m gonna go commit a sin in photoshop
Mm mm Good.
Made this for anyone who wants it. I will not say who i voted i wish to remain impartial
my contribution to the celebration of sans undertale winning the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman
Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
An Update:
Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary
not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv than it is like error correction and you should always work on minimizing the amount of ‘no, wrong’ and maximizing the amount of ‘yes, and?’ for example: we have a species of fish at the aquarium that looks a lot like a tiny pufferfish. children are constantly either asking us if that’s what they are, or confidently telling us that’s what they are. if you rush to correct them, you risk completely severing their interest in the situation, because 1. kids don’t like to engage with adults who make them feel bad and 2. they were excited because pufferfish are interesting, and you have not given them any reason to be invested in non-pufferfish. Instead, if you say something like “It looks a LOT like a tiny pufferfish, you’re right. But these guys are even funnier. Wanna know what they’re called?” you have primed them perfectly for the delightful truth of the Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker
I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
