what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license

reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

Please omg

Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

Literal Queen.

MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

this is the only future meme ill ever reblog

2015 in a nutshell

-Can’t remember when it started -Still don’t understand how yesterday wasn’t Halloween -Did I even have a birthday? -Why doesn’t anything feel real? -Where the fuck are my memories I seriously don’t remember anything

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

and I have a friend who wants to have sex but doesn’t want a baby.

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

i take birth control because it makes me not have periods and it makes me feel less dysphoric because im transgender

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

i take birth control because i have endometriosis and will pass out due to the extreme pain from cramps. i’ve ended up in the hospital from it.

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

my cousin takes birth control because it helps with her ovaries and reduces the cysts so she doesn’t have to get another surgery.

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

I don’t take birth control. I don’t currently need it in my life. But lots of other people do for various reasons and those are none of my business, it is between them and their doctor. 

don’t fucking tell me or them that birth control isn’t crucial to people. 

I use birth control because I get ovarian cysts so painful that when they burst I wind up in the hospital, taking up space in the emergency room because of an issue easily managed with the correct form of birth control.

If you don’t think that birth control is crucial to people you are an absolute douche.

I take birth control because at the age of 12 I had an ovarian cyst the size of an orange. The doctors were afraid it was appendicitis. I thought I was going to die.

but seriously a huge symptom of depression is sleeping too much, like, when u see ur child sleeping way too much EVERYDAY, ur reaction shouldn’t be ‘they’re so lazy’ it should be ‘maybe something is wrong’

tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that

I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal

When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”

I like your dad.

It’s not My Chemical Gerard. It’s not Pierce The Vic. It’s not All Time Alex. It’s not Bring Me The Oliver. Sleeping With Kellin sounds good tho.

this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard

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