Once Upon A Nightmare

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

omg

when you reblog it just because its banned in russia

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I KEEP FINDING IT

this post is never off my blog for long and you know what? I’m fine with that

@onewiththedemons you were looking for this?

JSJIDIFIRIR

THANK U SO MUCH

AAAAAHHH <333333

OH my God, That’s Funny

Hello from Russia

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

^^^^

Booooost

IF YALL USE THE ELECTION FRAUD MACARTHYISM REPORT BUTTON ON TUMBLR YOURE A BAD PERSON

Hey Caretaker? Genuine question, what's macarthyism?

AN ERA OF AMERICAN POLITICS IN WHICH SENATOR JOSEPH MACARTHY IMPRISONED THOUSANDS OF (LARGELY JEWISH AND NON-WHITE) AMERICANS ON THE PRETENSE THAT IF THEY WERE CRITICAL OF AMERICA THEY WERE COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZERS

IT WAS ALSO KNOWN AS THE "RED SCARE"

PEOPLE ON TUMBLR SEE LEFTISTS CRITICIZING AMERICAN POLITICS AND REPORT THEM THINKING THEYRE SCARY RUSSIAN CHAOS AGENTS HERE TO UNDERMINE OUR GLORIOUS FREEDOMS

in other news, i know of some pretty big, well-known cryptoterfs who use she/they pronouns now. don’t trust somebody’s opinions on trans women just because they’re non-binary, or because they perform gender in a way you don’t expect transphobes to do soz

I really hate to say something that’s probably gonna ruffle feathers but... Some terfs.... Use nonbinary labels as a shield. Some terfs... Are nonbinary. :\

This doesnt go against their ideology because terfs dont hate trans people. They hate trans women and this is part of why i keep trying to get y’all to understand that. I literally lived with a nonbinary terf for a year and she constantly used the fact that she was nonbinary to counter any time ppl pointed out her transmisogyny—tho at the time, the only term me and my friends knew was general transphobia instead which was way easier for her to dodge.

There are literally terfs in trans spaces, is why this is so so important. There are literally terfs who are trans men. Yea it seems like a contradiction, but to them it really isnt. Stop viewing it as “terfs vs trans people” when they specifically have it out for us, and check your trans tme friends and whatever on their transmisogyny. Dont let them off the hook just cuz they’re trans too.

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

Blog type doesn’t matter. Caring for people does.

This isn’t my blog type but *deep inhale* 

SAVING SUICIDAL LIVES IS BETTER THAN KEEPING IT TO MY BLOG THEME SO DEAR YA’LL WHO ARE SUICIDAL I’M HERE SIS/BRO/SIBLING!! STAY STRONG!!

I love you guys 🥺

Yes

o that’s hot

california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.

photo by noah berger

No marriage required.

the entire time i spent watching this movie i was just waiting for charlotte to turn into a traitorous bitch, because that is what the media has told me for my entire life that her character archetype is supposed to do

kudos to disney for proving me wrong

Let me tell you how great Lottie is. 1. She has EVERYTHING. This girl can literally have anything she wants and instead of hanging out with girls of her social class she’s friends with a poor girl. 2. Not only is she below her social class but she is African American which back in the twenties was COMPLETELY frowned upon. Lottie is risking social status to be friends with Tia. 3. When Tia and Naveen end up together in the end, Lottie doesn’t throw a fit or act upset, she is genuinely happy that Tiana has found true love even though that’s all Lottie has ever wanted her whole life. Something that her daddy can’t buy for her. 4. She’s true to herself and doesn’t let others judge her just because of how much money she has and she has a wonderful friend like Tiana that loves her for that. Lottie is wonderful and is highly underrated.

If Tiana had let her, Charlotte would have bought the restaurant for Tiana and stocked it with the most expensive everything and had a grand ball for the opening. 

#Charlotte was a ride or die chick to the end#like she’s the defination of sugar and sweetness as a person#like Tiana could ask her for anything and Charlotte would do it no questions or conditions required

Remember that scene when Charlotte was hanging out with the prince until she came across Tiana who had fallen into her beignet table and gotten desserts all over her dress after being rejected by the racist assholes who denied her restaurant, and Charlotte immediately dropped everything to get Tiana cleaned up and gave her one of her own dresses. The entire night she’d been going nuts because all she wanted was to be with the prince but her friend was in trouble so she put that shit on hold no questions asked. Charlotte was a real one.

you weren’t born shipping enemies to lovers. you chose to watch the lion king 2: simba’s pride

Straight women should unionize

What the actual FUCK

This right here is a HUGE red fucking flag. If you’re in a relationship with someone who wants complete control over finances, especially to the point where you don’t even have access to money, this is an attempt to control and isolate. They will use ALL sorts of excuses. “I’m better with money” “You spend too much” “You’re too impulsive” etc. It has nothing to do with looking out for you or money. It’s straight up abuse and will likely lead to worse.

Also, women need to be independent in every way they can. And they also need to know what’s going on with their finances, even if their husband makes all the decisions or whatever bs goes on. Because (true story), one day that husband could die and you’ll find out that you’re in a crazy amount of debt that you never knew about because he didn’t tell you shit and that gets to be a lovely surprise after the funeral.

Women should ABSOLUTELY be independent and you should ABSOLUTELY keep your banking separate.

HOWEVER!

If you are in that circumstance?

Grocery shopping and gas stations and big box stores are your BEST friend. I know we’re in a pandemic but put on an N-95 and go. Use your debit card every time and take out 20-40 dollars each time you shop for these sorts of things because that doesn’t read as a withdrawal. It counts as part of the shopping. Women have been doing this for GENERATIONS now. My mother did it when my father was financially abusing her and she taught me and now? I pas this on to you.

Take your 20-40 dollars a trip and put the cash somewhere he won’t look.

Where won’t he look? With a friend who he doesn’t want to know. In the yard he expects you to care for. In the laundry he won’t do. In the kids room where he doesn’t go because that is your job. In the dog food he expects you to refill.

Or.

In you can take that money and put it a fucking bank he doesn’t use. Under your name and your name ONLY. Because when you leave him - which on average will take 7 attempts because thats how many times it takes to leave an abuser - you will need all the money you can squirrel away.  Depending on how often a woman runs absolutely necessary errands and how much money a family makes, she can squirrel away 1K+ in a year this way which may not seem like much but it’s enough for a softer landing than ZERO especially if she’s not working.

Take care of yourself ladies.

Same goes for the opposite men. I’ve seen it happen where a woman controlled all the money and was financially abusing the man. It happens to everyone and keep yourself safe.

And this isn’t a “straight” thing. It’s an abusive thing. 

I used to get sad thinking about my age difference with one direction members

Then I fell in love with mgg... LMAO AGE DIFFERENCE WHO

YIKES IVE NEVER RELATED TO SOMETHING SO DEEPLY

where are all my glasses people

and don’t tell me to bring a lens wipe or you’re probably a newbie

Our secretary LITERALLY got me on the security cameras doing this exact thing

OMG HAHAHAHAHAH

(Post on the r/vancouver sub by u/buckyhermit)

PSA: Please Don’t Kick Automatic Door Buttons

I use a wheelchair.

Since COVID started, I’ve seen people kick automatic door buttons to avoid using their hands. This is horrible for me, since these are high touch areas I cannot avoid.

People who can walk can elbow those buttons, but they are often too high for me (a seated person) to do that - meaning that sometimes I have no choice but to use my hands. And if the bottom of your feet has touched that button, that is negating any efforts I’m making to keep my hands clean.

Since I basically have to use my hands for everything, and many wheelchair users are in the COVID “high risk” category, this is really bad.

I would really appreciate if people used their elbows, or literally any other part of their body to press the button. Just not your feet.

Thanks.

Jesus fucking Christ I just remembered a suppressed memory… when I chopped off all my hair in high school, the stylist first asked if I had a boyfriend, if he knew I was cutting my hair, and then made me step out on the back deck to call him to ask if it was okay that I was getting a haircut.

mandatory waiting period plus forced to watch government video describing short hair as gateway drug to lesbianism

Reminder: If you want a short haircut and you’re worried the stylist is going to be all “but gender!!!!!” about it chop off your own hair at about chin length and then go to the stylist with a photo of what you want.

It’s really, really, really hard to convince a stylist to give you a fade if you come in with hair down to your waist but if you come in and you’ve already got an undercut it’s nbd. 

There are a lot of people who are frustrated they have to talk their stylist into the haircut they want but there are also a lot of stylists who have been yelled at by pissed-off parents and spouses or who made the first big cut only for the person in the chair to burst into tears. Absolve them of the responsibility! Enjoy the catharsis of doing your own chop!

(And also there are a bunch of people who say ‘yeah, take off about six inches’ and then are REALLY surprised and upset by what cutting off six inches of hair looks like so I do understand at least a BIT of where some stylists are coming from but OP’s stylist was wrong and a jackass)

(and obviously just cut it yourself and rock the ‘cyberpunk protagonist changing features on the run from a fascist state’ look during quarantine)

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same

saw a “women for trump” sign driving home and i was inspired to make this list 😌

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat

It’s so fucked up that someone who works 8 hours per day should feel guilty for spending / can’t afford to spend 10$ that day on a drink and snack