Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

(via @dragonprincessmew )

keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

I don’t get it can someone explain :(

Who’s the first pokemon meme: From left to right Mew - Game lore, Mew was the genetic ancestor of all modern pokemon, it was the “first” pokemon Rhydon - purported to be the first pokemon designed by the game designers. It is the “first” pokemon actually created Bulbasaur - In the Pokedex, in number order, Bulbasaur is pokemon 001. Bulbasaur is the “first” pokemon. Arceus - Game Lore, Arceus is the literal God of Creation, Arceus was is and ever shall be, Arceus is the beginning and the end the alpha and the omega, Arceus created the world, but it’s still a pokemon (and you can catch it). Since Arceus existed before the world, Arceus is the “first” pokemon. Note: Don’t try to reconcile conflicting game lore, that way lies madness.

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

Samantha Robinson as Elaine in The Love Witch (2016) dir. Anna Biller

Alan Ritchson, Henry Golding, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Henry Cavill The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) behind the scenes costume design by Loulou Bontemps

THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE (2024) Dir: Guy Ritchie

The "Hasanlu lovers" died around 800 B.C. and were discovered in 1972. They died in what seems to be an embrace or kiss, and remained that way for 2800 years.

I’m Dying

Cause when I was looking up the flower meanings

GUYS! THERE’S GAY EVERYWHERE!!

LOOK AT ALL THIS GAY!

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It had to be the gay grass one

still an absolutely iconic moment 🫡

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

Honk

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES