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I'm a pandacorn.

@onceuponamelz

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TODAY I WAS RUNNING AND THIS MINIVAN DROVE PAST ME AND SOME LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY YELLED OUT THE WINDOW SOMETHING LIKE “RUN FAT ASS” AND HIS MOTHER TURNED THE CAR AROUND AND MADE HIM RUN LIKE 5 BLOCKS WITH ME WHILE SHE DROVE NEXT TO US I ALMOST SLIPPED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

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nutty-acorn

A Hogwarts student that uses their wand as a knitting needle, and everything they knit is imbued with magic.

A scarf that can never be lost. Waterproof gloves. Socks that keep you warm in the winter and cool in the summer. A christmas jumper with moving patterns.

MAGICAL KNITTING

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This is why Dumbledore was interested in knitting patterns

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scrotumcoat

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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asian

what the fuck this is next level shit

The official controller of #GamerGate

the endless loop is slaying me. once he finishes his hot pocket he goes right back to the microwave to make another one. save on dishes? you only need one dish ever if this how you roll…