I feel bad for anyone coming out of a coma now.

????

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

oh man!! who could’ve seen this coming!!

cute date idea

we go to the botanical gardens. u point at all the plants u like. i eat them

whoa guys slow down

enough with all the valetines day confessions of love my inbox cant take it

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

“bear in mind”

This is the best story I’ve ever written

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was