onceuponafriday reblogged
I feel bad for anyone coming out of a coma now.

I feel bad for anyone coming out of a coma now.
????
when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama
oh man!! who could’ve seen this coming!!
we go to the botanical gardens. u point at all the plants u like. i eat them
whoa guys slow down
enough with all the valetines day confessions of love my inbox cant take it
you: are you okay?
me: *looks off into the distance*
me: in theory.
“bear in mind”
This is the best story I’ve ever written
[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]
when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was