Anonymous asked:
are you european? i thought you were from ohio or something
Anonymous asked:
are you european? i thought you were from ohio or something
Kiryu teaches haruka about love while majima tears towards them at full speed
Our very own Tumblr CEO, @david is Metal Gear Solid’s Big Boss this Halloween. Yup, our Big Boss is better than your Big Boss!
bigbossofficial
go to hell david
Metal Gear is ruined
i threw up in my mouth
Fuck off Karp!! You fuckin
may
idk what y’all nerds are talking about but i’d let him piss in my asshole
date of origin: 30th of october, 2015.
I'm not corrupted by the amulet or anything but people who might try to touch or steal it from me definitely have to die. just as a moral thing
what if companies had the technology to calculate the total amount of time you’ve spent stuck in time loops and treated them as resume gaps in job interviews god i’m getting pissed off just thinking about it
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
Call me The super smash bros of pussy the way I shorthop fastfall l-cancel the clit
Me in the pussy to be honest
when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text
I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!
this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version
popses
you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove
I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free
girl—-thing
motherfucker thought he could accuse me of murdering him mid-fall
Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit