I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over
“We were hoping for an alpaca, but I guess a human is fine.”
*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today
Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last as long for obese people.
i no longer have energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations
An 18 year old can borrow 200k for college, drive a tank and go to war but can’t buy alcohol
Burano, Venice, Veneto, August 2011, Italy
photography by cityhopper2
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read




