Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I am screAMING
God when a random dude sends u your bitmojis being amorous together n you’re like. Did I say that your bitmoji could cuddle my bitmoji no I don’t think I did so don’t touch her don’t look at her she is my digital consciousness n she doesn’t wanna talk to you right now
This is the future the liberals want
end my suffewing
the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him
I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime
tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being
wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse
im glad this was so relatable to the general public
The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard
A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.
he thought it was tom cruise
Ended up being bobby with the tool
😂😂😂😂😂😂 how does he not notice
Half his face just got blown off, that boy higher than giraffe pussy
im all about crone feminism. feminism thats all about being bitter and old and living in a bog, swamp, or forest. all bout cursing all the men that dare to come near.
Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
bad screenwriters
John Green
john green is not the problem john green’s fans are the problem
Reblogging SO fast.
With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.
Stop Blaming John Green for Stuff He’s Not Guilty Of 2kForever
John Green is the biggest example of “tumblr turning on people it used to love to reach for and literally invent call outs for no reason other than its apparently cool to shit on things that are popular.”
I’ll forever be bitter about what this ignorant ass site did to him after his books had so much fucking impact on my life.
linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.
i hate obsessing over ppls physical beauty cuz blah blah etc whatever (you get me) but .. god
“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”
“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀
Lmaoo
I am in tears. I love him.
😂😂😂
“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”
“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I’m having death over here.
Not the “blammy” 😭😭
REBLOGGING EVERY TIME
Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t
😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂
My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍
I’m dying breh
Lmfaooooooooo
englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””
I love how calmly he takes off his shirt and glasses
They looooove quoting MLK when it suits them. Like he ain’t turn heel, and realize violence might need to be met with violence to get people to understand.
