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heaven is not fit to house a love

@omokers / omokers.tumblr.com

omok • they/them or neopronouns • ao3 omokers • wkm sideblog @gooblegobblestache • art sideblog @amoknoon

native korean speaker offering korean translations for cod fic

hi. i’m a native korean speaker. please imagine the mortification of reading really bad google translate in a fic. that’s me trying to read horangi content. if you need advice or translations my messages are wide fucking open.

in the meanwhile here is a list of common curse words and other phrases.

  • 새끼 (saeggi) - fucker
  • 개새끼 (gaesaeggi) - son of a bitch
  • 개같다 (gaegatda) - “like a dog”- (this) fucking sucks
  • 망했다 (manghaetda) - (this situation) is fucked/doomed
  • 미친 (michin) - that’s insane
  • 미친놈 (michinnom) - crazy motherfucker
  • 씨/에이씨 (ssi/eissi) - shit
  • 씨발 (ssibal) - fuck
  • 씨발놈 (ssibalnom) - motherfucker (equivalent, not literal meaning)
  • 씨발년 (ssibalnyeon) - motherfucker female (equivalent, not literal meaning)
  • 지랄 (jiral) - bullshit
  • 지랄 마 (jiral ma) - cut the bullshit
  • 닥쳐 (dakcheo) - shut the fuck up
  • 닥쳐 씨발 (dakcheo ssibal) - shut the FUCK UP
  • 껴져 (ggeojeo) - fuck off
  • 좇까 (jotgga) - FUCK OFF (literally; bare your cock)
  • 좇됐다 (jotdwaetda) - i’m/we’re fucked (literally; we’ve become cock)
  • 좇만한 게 (jotmanhan ge) - used to refer to something small (literally; the size of cock)
  • 좇같다 (jotgatda) - this fucking sucks (literally; this is like cock)
  • 좇같게 구네 (jotgatge gune) - (they/you)’re acting like a bitch (literally; acting like cock)
  • 좇같게 굴지 마 (jotgatge gulji ma) - stop acting like a bitch (literally; stop acting like cock)
  • 병신 (byeongsin) - fucker. (derogatory term for disabled used incredibly frequently. it is distasteful to do so, and in published media there are efforts to use the replacement below. do not use if you think your horangi would refuse to use an ableist slur.) can be fused with 새끼 to make 병신새끼
  • 등신 (deungsin) - fucker but less crass. (commonly used as a more polite version of 병신) can be fused with 새끼 to make 등신새끼
  • 싸가지가 없네 (ssagajiga eopne) - you have no fucking manners
  • 간이 배 밖으로 나왔네? (gani bae baggeuro nawatne?) - (they/you)’ve got balls (negative)

if you have any questions or want a specific phrase translated naturally, please do not feel any burden in messaging me. please. one less bad google translate using fic is one less cringe upon my soul.

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it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

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never look up why a music artist disappeared. worst mistake of my life that I kept doing anyways

June 2023

How could you forget Lup?

[Image Description: A 5-panel illustrated comic featuring Taako and Lup in a limited color palette of pink, light brown, light red, purple, blue and yellow. Taako is is depicted with light brown skin and dark hair, which he ties behind his back. He wears a purple cloak. Lup is depicted with light brown skin and dark hair, which she ties in front of her. She wears a red cloak.

Panel 1: Young Taako and Lup, on both sides of a pot. Lup is stirring as Taako looks in. Below the panel is captioned with purple text:

“What’s the feeling”

Panel 2: Close-up of young Taako and Lup. You can see half of their face, and they are excitedly talking to each other. Below the panel is captioned with purple text:

“When you have a broken home, home, home?”

Panel 3: Pans down to young Taako and Lup’s torso. They are standing close to each other, indicating that they are holding hands. Below the panel is captioned, text in purple:

“Where’s the love when you were left on your own”

Panel 4: Taako’s hand, wearing the Bureau of Balance bracer. His hand is relaxed, but alone. There is a brief out line of Lup’s hand, reaching out for his. Below the panel is captioned with purple text:

“So alone”

Panel 5: Taako is standing center-frame, and you can only see the bottom half of his face and his torso. There is a single tear rolling down his cheek, his mouth slightly agape. He is grasping the Umbrastaff tightly in one hand, holding it close to his chest. There is a faint outline of a hand on his shoulder. Below the panel is captioned with red text:

“Who said you’re on your own?” End ID]

DC Comics Movie Poster Variant Covers: superman | super fly! 

wonder woman | 300

detective comics | the matrix

action comics | bill & ted’s excellent adventure

catwoman | bullitt

green lantern | 2001: a space odyssey

green lantern corps | forbidden planet

aquaman | free willy

harley quinn | jailhouse rock

justice league dark | beetlejuice

grayson | enter the dragon

sinestro | westworld

justice league united | mars attacks

the flash | north by northwest

teen titans | the lost boys

(this isn’t every single one)

Thread made by fentyheffa!

Cartoon with identical looking boy/girl twins that's self-aware of the fact this implies one is trans, and keeps the audience guessing as to which one it is.

The girl laments that her friends are buying bras and her chest is still flat. The boy keeps his t-shirt on the whole time at the beach. Neither of them like using public toilets. The girl always seems to be eating pickles. The boy is giving himself an injection... But it turns out he's diabetic and it's his insulin. Oh look, one of them has a trans flag pin! But so does the other one, because the cis sibling is a very enthusiastic ally.

Bonus points if the twins are aware of this and confusing people on purpose.

““Fandom, after all, is born of a balance between fascination and frustration: if media content didn’t fascinate us, there would be no desire to engage with it; but if it didn’t frustrate us on some level, there would be no drive to rewrite or remake it.””

— Henry Jenkins, Convergence Culture, 2006.

ao3 is down. what am i supposed to do?? continue write my own fic??? HA you almost got me!! absolutely not. u can't fool me ao3. i'm not falling for that trick.

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