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Omnipotrent

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Howdy, this is my secondary Tumblr which i'll be using for my art prose. My personal Tumblr is one Doctor Wumbo of Wumbology: http://dr-wumbo.tumblr.com Where you can find some of my art works not yet uploaded here. Hope your having a heretically great day.

Rwby Commission: Vytal United, parts 1-3.  When dismay and hardship befall all 4 kingdoms of Remnant, with the Amity Arena closing  in soon for their Vytal festival, Ozpin decides to approve a daring venture proposed by 4 young Maidens of each kingdom to contribute to the collaborative morale.

MAJOR SPOILERS But seriously fam, you can’t even hide behind boyscout mentality for this one. Fight the one guy who is pleading with you to still be an alley , and WANTS to get back to Atlas. OR The guy who is a self professed and unashamed psychopath , who works for your actual enemy(Salem) that you’re ACTUALLY at war with, who has only just freshly gleefully killed your men...and is laughing about doing so again.  [Or in Robyn’s case, the guy who just the other night murdered one of her band in cold blood].   Tough call bruv.

Follow up to first pic:

The scenario is that Yasha asked Nott how one should let someone not from J’orhass know they like them, since they come off rather rough in her culture.

Nott assumes she means Beau, since Beau has been chasing Yashas skirt for 70 episodes until she stopped and started looking at Jester

And tells her “Is this person, uncharacteristically strong?”

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Yasha:”Yes, actually. But smaller than me.”'

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Nott:”Yasha, Fjord is smaller than you and he’s as big as a house.”

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Yasha:”I do not like fjord...in that way though. Although he is quite nice.”

Nott:”I didn’t think you meant Fjord, not that anything’s wrong with him, you two would probably make the most muscle bound baby ever to walk wild mount.”

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Yasha:”That would be very muscular.”

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Nott:”You could ask them to open like...beer bottles for you, or win arm wrestling matches with other babies, for like, money.”

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Yasha:”That does sound fun. But I don't wish to have a baby with Fjord, I don't think. Does...he want one with me?”

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Nott:”What? No. Not that any man wouldn't but- Anyway, anyway! Her , I’m assuming it’s a her, being smaller than you, is just fine. I would’ve married my boo, even if he were more smaller than me than he already is. And that was before becoming a Goblin. Goblins are an inch taller than hobbits you know.” .

Yasha:”I did not know that.”

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Nott:”It’s true. But anyway, you should totally just walk up to her, pick her up , tell her she’s fucking sexy and like...kiss her!”

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Yasha:”Just like that? That is very forward.”

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Nott:”Trust me she'll like it. And maybe give her something, what’s her favorite color?”

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Yasha:”I don’t know, blue I think would make sense .”

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Nott:”I think I know who you mean. Maybe some flowers? Blue barbells? I don't know."

Yasha:"Maybe i could get those. To lift together yes?"

Nott:"Yes! Now, you go over, and grab her ass, turn her around and give her a big smack on the lips! Okay maybe the leave ass part for later , but you get my drift.”

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Yasha:”Okay. I am quite nervous.”

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Nott:”Trust me, shell like it, and plus, if she’s as strong as you say; then you won’t like crush her.”

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Yasha:”I do not want to crush her.”

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Nott:”Yeah that’d be bad. Well, good luck Yasha!”

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Later

The above picture happens:

Beau:”The fuck?”

Nott:”Oh.....”

“Go my tide cast son, fill the earth with my love for it...protect it, and my children...be a fierce, embracing beacon, as the sea and the snow. The wild mother sees you fjord , and has found you wanting in little, but time. Though  great evils have coveted you...and fears, bitten you, let the bite of my cold, and the warmth of my intent...guide you to your purpose you forge with me...wild son of the sea...know you are cherished..."102550100 NestedThreadedFlat Oldest FirstNewest First