FINAL FANTASY XIV + lvl 50 → lvl 80

FINAL FANTASY XIV: SHADOWBRINGERS ↪ Tomorrow and Tomorrow                   “Our journey will never end.”

Ladies...

Is your ear cartilage symmetrical?

Are your pores drooping?

Do you have thighs?

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I tried drawing him dad body

((spoiler and vulgar audio warning))

((I know this isn’t hyness nor hyness adjacent but I had no other good place to share this meme, as i dont think it would fit in my art account)) ((it do be true tho(?)))

that one uncomfortable scene…poor Kak…I bet he didn’t even talk about this meeting to the crusaders

They remember him differently

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

Araki writing JJBA after Phantom Blood

GLOCK ness monster

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

Okay, but how is this

I’m at a loss for words

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

I JUST REMEMBERED 2020 DIES TODAY

FUCK WHERE IS MY BOOZe

one shameless pour of irish creme into coffee later I have begun my descent into 2021 madness. 

We’re on to whiskey and apple spice moonshine folks.

:(

if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

had to draw it

As someone who has a very strong hyperfixation on biology and Pokémon, i need to rant about heights and how people spread things without researching or reflecting about them.

My subject this time is FURRET.

So, everyone knows Furret, the gen 2 normal ferret haha Furret walk haha meme. Furret is, in its pokedex, stated to be 6'/1,80m tall. The problem is: people are not properly representing this height.

You see, in real life, we measure an animal from head to tail. A good example of this would be the snow leopard.

A snow leopard is said to be 7'/2,1m long, head to tail. Its body measures 4'/1,1m long and its tail is 3'/1m long.

In Furret, we must apply the same logic, because if we don't, it's going to look like THIS

Ridiculous, right? Many people like to represent Furret like this for the shock value.

But when we apply the head-tail logic to its length...

Voilá! A perfectly believable little boy!

Please tell me what y'all think!

I think you’ve committed a war crime against the purple translucent humanoid.

hi. anyway,

controversial opinion but sometimes....canon is better than fanon