baraskank-deactivated20120826
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
So you’re going to start reading this and then all of a sudden you realize you’re hearing my voice inside your head and you can’t get it out because you keep on reading the sentence and magically I’ve entered your mind. Oh PS: love my beautiful best friend Taylah
quotedojo-deactivated20161103
"Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past a rooster."
-Curt Simmons. (via quotedojo)
platwaifu-deactivated20141005
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
puellamagidolaon
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
boomsticks-and-firewater
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
