Hen: You're losing blood fast, quick, what's your type?

Buck, bleeding out: Tall, muscular, brown eyes, veteran, father, tragic childhood-

Hen: Your BLOOD type Buck!

Eddie: ...

Buck: Oh..

Buck, looking down at the wound: Red.

Eddie: *pushes Hen out the way and takes over putting pressure on the wound* his blood type is AB

Hen: *running to find a doctor muttering* of course I should have just asked Eddie

after school ice cream run captured by one alfred pennyworth circa spring 2003

Not what he meant, Merlin, but I don't think he cares.

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

I bet he also thinks coolsville sucks.

i think it would be cute if after a long night of patrolling, tim crashes at home, ready to sleep through his birthday, but he checks the YJ groupchat and sees that they're really excited to come visit

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if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

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i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

Robin Tim: I need to tell you something but I don’t want you to see me any differently or tell Batman just yet

Nightwing, thinking he’s coming out: I promise it won’t change anything

Huntress, also thinking he’s coming out: if he says anything when you do I’ll kick his ass

Oracle, also also thinking he’s coming out: just know you can tell us anything

Robin Tim, who just caused his first young justice international incident: okay so-

I’m sure Red tornado tried his best (lying)

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