OMG-ghoti

“I feel uncomfortable when things aren’t about me!” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

White Assosiation for Advancement of Caucasian People 🤔

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

Yeah and look how that turned out for him lol

Cours D'anglais- English Lessons lol😂 that's the tune??!

Shahrazad al-Khalij (via nizariat)

"evey"

no fucking way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

C

only look at me from my left side

Who gave u that shiner?

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

What if I compare it to wisdom teeth....

BUILDONG......-______-

i don’t know what he’s supposed to be but he’s doing such a good job!!!!

The green ghost from Ghostbusters dammit!!!

“the darkness that gives our lives dimension”

Book & Inspiration: Night Film by Marisha Pessl

when u write a long message to someone and get a short reply

A star is bigger than a moon -____-

😑Bruh you just put someone's phone # up you ain't sneaky (213)466-7890

Where can I watch whatever this is a parody of

Kung Fury

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

i don’t know what he’s supposed to be but he’s doing such a good job!!!!

He's that green ghost from Ghostbusters