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@omgfluffyunicorns

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today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn't feel anything #numb🤘

i spelled dresser wrong are you serious

And toe

wait what

this is so embarrassing

Posts that have 10k to me

hey now

you’re a rock star

get your game on

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ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)

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i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

hello 🐙

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This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I've heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we're always putting on a puppet show.

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

Chocolate guy did it again

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A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else

The glossy red fire hydrant, the smoked vanilla milk, but we’re all 👀🌶️⁉️

“Is nobody going to- “

No don’t worry we are ALL. We are ALL 👀@ the pepper!!!!