Me on tumblr search bar looking for fics:
hmm..who am I going to be in love with today?

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
finding a new, fine as fuck, fictional murderer to obsess over:
finding an edit of that murderer to literally any deftones song:
Listen… I love my guy Hayden, but couldn’t not giggle in the flashback scenes cuz it was like…
Spencer: *sets down a card* Ace of spades
Emily: *pulls out an Uno card* +4
Y/n: *pulls out a Pokémon card* Jolteon, I choose you
Derek: *trembles* What are we playing
on a scale from eddie to argyle, how well do you handle stress?
matthew: well im not leaving so there
Morpheus: okay. we’re going to Hell
matthew:
Listen… I love my guy Hayden, but couldn’t not giggle in the flashback scenes cuz it was like…
i literally couldn't take a single second of thor 4 seriously coz any time gorr appeared on screen i remembered "atheist bale" and started cry laughing coz of this fucking meme