Avatar

John Thune

South Dakota Senator

God, his hair is perfect. He keeps his body in such sexy shape and damn he looks good in jeans. I’d love to make out with him under the South Dakota stars.

Well as far as looks are concerned, on a scale of 1 to 10, he comes in at a very nerdy 5, however that off the charts bubble-butt more than makes up for it.

If that boy isn’t bent over and pinned down with a long line of horny, rough, aggressive guys ready to gang-bang his virgin hole, leaving it gaped cream-pied and dripping, then that would be an epic waste of the most perfect piece of ass that I haven’t seen in a very long time!

Cooper Cronk of the Melbourne Storm

WTF has he done with his HAIR!!

Cooper, you are not a 19 yr old wogboy.

BUT YUM @ the second pic. One guess where I want my face to be :P

Avatar

Tumblr instantly removed this for being “sexually explicit” because that’s where this barely-functional site is at.