I had a dream last night where I was watching a high school comedy on Netflix, and the protagonist’s horrible secret was that he was really a collection of random woodland creatures being directed by a fungal hive-mind. He was terrified that people would discover what he really was, mostly because he thought it would ruin his chances of scoring a date. The film’s narrative did not at any point address why folks didn’t just notice straight away that he was obviously a pile of squirrels roughly fashioned into the shape of a human.
More fuzzily remembered details:
- It wasn’t just squirrels – I clearly remember that the protagonist’s “legs” were raccoons, and I seem to recall that there was a badger somewhere in the mix, too
- Each woodland creature’s membership in the hive-mind was denoted by a perfectly formed mushroom perched atop its head, Earthbound style
- In spite of forming a unitary consciousness, the woodland creatures were also individually capable of thought and speech, and would often criticise each others’ performance
- There was also a bear that was a member of the same hive-mind, but didn’t participate in the masquerade on account of being too large; I don’t recall whether the bear actually did anything plot-relevant, or whether it was just there
Why the hell did the fungal hive-mind want a date.
Because it was the protagonist of a high school comedy. Obviously.
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This is how aluminum reacts with mercury. Original video: NileRed
Sciiience bitch
U could share the shit outta somebody coordinating this properly
THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
WALK IN BETWEEN
Actually, they point this out in the manga. She wiggles out out but her butt gets stuck in the bars, and she ends up talking to some nobodies through wiggling to help her.
wait I found it.
the signs as things cookie monster has eaten that aren’t cookies
yes, Sesame Street tweeted a signs meme, but we can get more highly specific than that. All photos and gifs from this excellent wiki.
ARIES: an Xbox 360
TAURUS: old-fashioned tobacco pipe
GEMINI: a film reel, plus Rosebud
CANCER: bouquet of roses
LEO: fan mail
VIRGO: healthy food like raisins, cucumber, carrot sticks, and apples, from a plate even
LIBRA: a phone, which rings in his belly
SCORPIO: the “N’T” part of a “DON’T” sign
SAGITTARIUS: the D
CAPRICORN: a speech in honor of Grover
AQUARIUS: an imaginary cookie with frosting and candles
PISCES: The Amazing Mumford’s magic wand
The signs as wacky-ass looks from Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
when some kid on the internet tries to bait u
Aigis in a simple vampire costume for a Patreon request
im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution
