few tips for people with vaginas

1. Use baby wipes every time. 2. Drink at least 5 bottles of water a day 3. Incorporate grapefruit, pineapples, mangos, watermelon, berries, & yogurt into your diet. 4. Exfoliate before you shave. 5. Use tea tree oil to moisturize the areas that you shave. 6. Use the tea tree oil daily. 7. Take your vitamins. 8. Invest in a soap that’s just for your vagina.

You’re welcome.

I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s important so.

soap and over usage of baby wipes can and will throw your PH off.

using non diluted (straight) tea tree oil, especially everyday, can result in burns.

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I tried to play the Gravity Falls theme on my kazoo and it is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

this is the bEST OMFG IM SO PISS

yuckoart

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

Thank God I don’t look like what I’ve been through

if this aint the realest shit ever

Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

I hate bras

a beautiful day. #lovewins ❤️💛💚💙💜

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when you’ve been waiting far too long for season 3 of OITNB

my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later.

he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight me again I started coughing and I couldn’t breathe and then then he just smiled and told he won’t fight me because he knows I’d win

Apparently I seduced him with my drool and terrible lungs because he wrote his number on a coffee from the giftshop under “fight me?”

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

That is so cool. Look how creative people are

I love this.

Shit kinda dope.

signs of an abusive friendship

been thinking about this again for some reason and these are the absolute worst to be in so please get yourself out of the friendship if these ring true for you before it has a huge effect on you

if you have any more please message me and i’ll add them. 

i understand that it isn’t easy getting out of an abusive friendship, hell, i understand as good as anyone. but trust me when i say, it’s 200% better than risking staying in the friendship and letting something really big happen. because that will destroy you, and it hurts so much more, and please just face them, stand up to them and say I am NOT taking ANY of your bullshit anymore, and don’t let them get back in your life. it may be hard, it may be the hardest, scariest, most difficult thing you’ve ever done, and you may feel like you’re drowning from the pressure of it all, but when you’ve done it, and when it’s over, you’ll still be left with what they’ve done but you’ll finally be able to breathe again and that’s the best feeling in the world.

if you want to message me about it please feel free.