Tumblr :)

omg finally it’s the time of the year to reblog this 65432765432 times

^^

it’s like the rules of tumblrism.

"You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?" "No, for three reasons: A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period."