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Creatures Of The Woods

@oliverlesovik

Nonbinary(they/them), Pansexual, Artistic, Lokean. SSHS’ Immortal Cryptid. Main blog.
Pretty much just a blog of my life and shit. The most random crap may pop up. Just a forewarning. Art: so-art-and-things. Lokean side blog: flame-haired-and-fleet-footed.
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"the very touch of you corrupts" because all best buddies corrupt each other with touch

"you have fallen in every way imagineble" but not in love. that would be ridiculous, you silly goose

"dean and I do share a more profound bond" higher level of being pals obviously, nothing to worry about

"the worst part was dean trying so hard to be loyal with every instinct telling him otherwise" ...sigh

"you asked what about all of this is real. we are" nothing is real except our platonic friendship, my dude (also your brother said the same exact thing to his girlfriend and they kissed but it doesn't mean anything)

"I'd rather have you. cursed or not" "you're hoping castiel will return to you" "don't lose it over one man" if you told me it was from some romantic novel I wouldn't even stop to question but sure I quess

"I'm hunted I rebelled and I did it all of it for you" just rebelling against everything you've ever known for a man you met like,, 4 times? you know, as one does

mixtape. *stares directly into camera*

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“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

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coffeeseed

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

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Look folks. The 80-year-old leather daddies that you see marching in our Pride parade in MPLS with a huge Leather Pride flag watched a ton of their friends die while our government and our society laughed at them. Their Leather families were sometimes their only families. 1/ People who are too young to remember AIDS need to take several steps back and learn some queer history. Those folks deserve our respect, and deserve our collective joy that they can be who they are now, and our collective grief that so many of them are gone.2/ Queers have been indicating to each other through various means since forever that they are queer whether it's where they're wearing their keys, or what color their bandana is, because they were afraid of getting killed by people If they were more overt, and rightfully so. 4/ Pride is the only time where we get to collectively publicly celebrate our queer elders who died so that we could stand here, and take advantage of the full freedom they fought for, such as it is. Erasing kink and especially Leather from Pride erases parts of our history. 5/ If you don't like it, don't go. If you don't want to have conversations with your kids about our dead elders and why those leather daddies are dressed like that, don't go. There are kid-friendly events all over the place. But corporate Pride is not our history. 6/ A lot of people want to enjoy the benefits that our elders fought and died for, without honoring the history, and frankly it's fucking gross. And it's gross that so many people are so loudly proclaiming their ignorance, and their lack of love for our elders. 7/ If you think Leather and kink don't have a place at Pride, you are not my ally. Just say you want to have a big party with all of the free stuff, and a giant parade, without having to learn anything about our history, and leave.
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Rice Porridge from Princess Mononoke

About 2 years ago, back when I (K) ran this blog by myself, I decided to make the porridge from Princess Mononoke. I wrote my recipe, made some breakfast, and took my photo. I then promptly lost the recipe, ate the porridge, and let the photo sit in my archive.

How very responsible of me.

Anywhoo, I’m sitting awake last night at 2 in the morning, staring and my ceiling and thinking ‘holy cow I’m hungry’. And since I’m me I start to think about all the things I want to be eating. Images of pancakes, curries, and sushi flash through my mind, but I get stuck on the thought of Miso soup. But I don’t have any tofu so it would be miso broth. And then my brain adds rice, egg, basil, sesame oil and soy sauce to the broth and by then I’ve both planned out my breakfast and made myself hungry for the rest of the night.

So new recipe, new breakfast, new photo. (And for those of you who have stuck around long enough to see how I took pictures two years ago, I think the new photo part is key!) The recipe is under the cut.

-MJ & K

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stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

digging up this old ass post simply to say that i see your concept and raise you:

Everybody in the notes shit up yall have too many thin characters already i don't even play aminsl crosting let the bird nerd be chubby

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elidyce

I absolutely believe that Jack Black, given the opportunity, would 1000% go along with this. 

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daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

One thing I have not seen mentioned in light of this statement, perhaps because it's just well known or perhaps because it's been forgotten, is that Radcliffe has dealt with this before. About 10 years ago his friendship with a trans musician named Our Lady J became known to the tabloids. They immediately published sensational articles calling her a transvestite and a drag queen (she was not), and speculating about the nature of their relationship. He responded to insinuating questions by simply being aggressively positive about what a great musician and good friend she was. They did at least one interview together for a queer magazine. This at a time when trans people were even more marginalized than now, and when he as an actor was finishing Harry Potter and under a lot of pressure to ~manage his image~ as he transitioned to an adult career.

TL;DR - Radcliffe has a record of not just saying nice things, but supporting trans people in his life.

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transgendz

URGENT HELP NEED

Please don't scroll

The eviction moratorium have been ended by the Supreme Court, and our landlords are stalking the house where we have been squatting.

We had another donations post going but we're making another because the others died.

My roomate and I are queer, mentally ill and disabled. He is indigenous, and I am visibly trans. We have no money, and we're looking for options desperately. We have a rental assistance program we can apply for when we find a place but until then, we are fucked. We can't go to my family because of abuse, and his family told us they'd rather watch us die than help.

Until we can get something more permanent we're still trying to borrow an RV but we need money to rent a space to put the RV.

We also need food, medications, and water.

Please, if you can donate at all, anything is appreciated. If anyone donates more than $50 my roomate will draw one of your pets within 2 weeks. Obviously we can't promise drawings immediately since we're disabled and grasping at straws to try to survive, but he will do them as he can.

https://www.paypal.me/creepiecrpple

$creepiecrippl

Venm0: @tab-99

See he draws pets! You can donate $50 and get at least 1 drawing of your pet! Please donate, we are just trying to survive!

We are still squatting in the house despite legal no protections, and the landlords showed up today. We got them to leave by lying our asses off, but we need help asap.

We really need to get the storage facility bill paid off so that our shit isn't auctioned. Please reblog this. The storage facility has all I have left of my dead dad's stuff.

We were just served a warrant of removal. We have to be out by Monday. We need help urgently. Please share this. We need money for housing and I'll be trying to work something out in the coming days.

Its our last day in the house. I'm a mess right now so thank you all for patience. Things are going quite badly here, we're waiting to find out but we may have to spend some time in a hotel before borrowing the RV. I have applied for an apartment, but I don't have a guarantor so uh, we are fucked on that. There's a guarantor company, like a company that will back you, affiliated with the apartments as is common around here, but from the sound of the call I made yesterday, its gonna take about $400. Everything costs money and being homeless and disabled is the most expensive thing I've ever done in my life.

Please read. Please keep sharing.

How its been going with my roomates family

These are people who spend more on a single grocery trip that what 2 months rent will cost us if we get a place. The man texting my roomate is his shitty excuse for an adoptive father. He drives a classic car that could pay off all our debt combined the house they live in and own is worth more then we'd both need for the rest of our lives. They want to move him back in with them to care for their decrepit asses even though its clearly not safe for him to travel. Of course, they deny that he's even disabled, so.

Just to let ya'll in on what we're working with here.

Tattoos for Donations

My friend @hostile-flower offered to draw a beautiful tattoo design like this for anyone who donates $40 or more to help us get housed!

Just donate $40 or more at the links above to help us get housed and @hostile-flower will draw you a gorgeous tattoo like this!

They are disabled so please be kind and patient. This is to help us get housed and my friend deserves to take their time to comfortably draw these designs.

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i feel like now is a good time to remind everyone that chris pratt is a creepy republican fundementalist christian that goes to a notoriously homophobic megachurch

worth noting: he clearly leans alt right. he follows Ben Shapiro, PragerU, Turning Point, Jordan Peterson, the Babylon Bee, and Dan Crenshaw on instagram, just for starters.

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penny-anna

Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

That’s even funnier, then.

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

It really does

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boopednose

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

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brookietf

Does he realize The Hobbit is a children’s book?

“I mean it’s very whimsical and fun but where are all the sex scenes”

“Sir please leave this bookshop…”

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gupdoo3

lack of object permanence but with sex

Wasn’t gonna reblog but the last comment killed me

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ekjohnston

HA also, i have read a story where hobbits literally grow children in the garden, and it’s still very sexy.

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the only super long Tumblr post I love

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This is not news, but it is an important read, especially for people who were previously unaware of the trend of neo-Nazis stealing pagan symbols for their own.

If you are an anti-racist, anti-fascist pagan, keep doing what you are doing, you are keeping the fight alive

If you are an anti-racist, anti-fascist person who is not a pagan, help us spread the word of this, stand in solidarity with us as we kick the fascists out of our communities

If you are a fascist pagan, fuck off, this faith is a peaceful one

No platforms for fascists.

~ Max

…and right here is why you see me starting to wear non-viking garb in the SCA. Because I’m really REALLY white and really REALLY not a racist, and I hate that these people have found their way into my weekend nerdery.

I would posit that if you feel comfortable doing it, and if you feel supported, you should definitely still wear viking garb and not let fascist nazi bastards appropriate it for their own purpose without opposition. 🖤

Please, for the love of fuck, do NOT give up on either your religious paraphernalia *or* your hobbyist Viking swag because of this.  Y’know what you ought to do instead?  Be vocally and openly anti-racist.  Make it known that all this bonehead bullshit is not what we stand for.

And how do you make something known?  Well, a man by his speech is known to men.

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Make fascists afraid to be vocal. Run them out and counteract their evil with overwhelming good. Make donations to charities that help people of colour under the public name and honour of Odin and Freya and Frigg and Thor. Shout louder than they do. I see a lot of fascism and disgusting vitriol in the comments section on videos from wardruna or heidlung - and something I’d like to do is reupload those videos with the express intent of curating the comments section heavily to keep that shit out. Most accounts won’t do that and they don’t notice how much hate is in their fan base. so I get really angry about these people taking music and culture that is expressly open and for everyone to pollute it in this way. If you know anyone personally that uploads videos to YouTube please remind them to curate that shit, report the bastards. Make statements that it’s not okay. Even one small platform is too one too many.

This witch curses fascists. I will not stand idly by while fascists, nazis, and bigots are, well, alive.

They are not welcomed in my church, my religion, my country, or my planet. All fascists should live in fear.

Reblog to send another fascist crawling back into the cesspool they came from.

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Anonymous asked:

*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first 10 people in your dash? make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! 💕🌺✨🥰

❤️❤️❤️

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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Dam it it got better

S T O P

Do Darth Maul next!

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This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

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thej-key

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

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ENOUGH

NO

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do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

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agir1ukn0w

The post of legend has come again

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

Holy shit

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

I AM SCREECHING

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

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quu-san

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

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kurara123

may I? 

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silvyri

Luke’s a cake, just like his mother before him

Keeps getting better

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hawkerz12

Please someone add Obi wan to this!! He would look so good as bread

I feel so bad for reposting this but much like the sky post this too murt be reposted.

I am a baker and I approve of this post

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Fun fact I wasn’t expecting the bass drop and I almost threw my phone because it made me jump in terror like a prey animal

artists rendition