I drew cats from stardew valley :D

So don’t get me wrong I love Henry Cavil’s Superman , but I’ve always imagined Clark to be like less human…

First off I think Clark’s proportions would be just like a little to perfect. Like the silhouette of a bodybuilder but like if you look to long the proportions are just barely not human. Like his chest with verse his waist is chest a little to broad and his waist is just a little to thin. His muscles are like way too aesthetic for someone how doesn’t hit the gym. His arms are maybe just a few centimeters beyond what is normal. the cleft in his chin is a little to deep, his hair doesn’t move enough when the wind is blowing, his skin looks like it’s from an Instagram filter. Like chad but from the uncanny valley.

I also love the slightly feral Kryptonian interpretations. His canines are too long and look like fangs, his finger nails grow to sharp tips, he has reflective eyes.

Like he is objectively not human looking if you look for too long but everyone ignores it because Clark is such a sweet silly midwestern boy who is objectively attractive and there is nothing strange about him at all!

Pale Blue Dot

I'm beginning to question the sanity of the humans who travel the stars.

The year is 3512 of the new Celestial Calendar. I have been tasked with record-keeping for a human ship, naively named "Hope". It is a large freighter intended for the delivery of Critical supplies to dangerous areas. However, for the past 90 days, the Hope has been circling a remote region of space. Despite the lack of any real objects in the vicinity, the humans stay glued to their detection instruments, losing sleep and forgetting to eat.

I've asked the Captain what we're searching for, and his only response thus far has been "An old friend", but there is no record of any crews being sent by humans to this region, who could they be searching for?

After another week of nothing, coming down to strict rationing of supplies, one of the humans shouts "I've got something!"

Despite his lack of sleep, the captain jumps up from his seat with the joy of a child. After a few minutes of interpreting the readings to locate an incredibly small object, about 12 feet in length. It takes most of the day to carefully retrieve the object, an ancient machine that appears to be made for the collection of data from a time before humans travelled the stars.

"This is the friend we've been looking for." The captain says. I fail to understand this action. There was no life aboard the craft, and the machine itself holds nothing of particular note. When I express my confusion, the entire crew laughs.

"Come on, now. Surely you can understand the value of rewarding someone for a job well done?" The captain says with a laugh that shakes his now out-of-regulation beard.

"I certainly can, captain, but this machine is not a lifeform, it can't take a reward"

"Pssh, sure it can. We're taking this old boy home. To Earth."

The captain dismissed me with that remark. On the long trip to Earth, the other humans informed me that the machine is known as "Voyager 1", another incredibly hopeful name that humans of old dreamt up in their fascination with the stars. Thousands of years ago, it completed its mission in the depths of space, far beyond the reaches humans of the era could fathom. The story and importance of the machine to humans apparently "can't be understated"

"We made it" one of the crew said, pointing out the window toward one speck in space. "The Pale Blue Dot."

He was pointing at Earth, and I fail to understand the importance of seeing the planet from so far away.

Prompt #1,007

"Perfect,"

"What?"

"You're perfect,"

I had never seen myself as anything other then average, well, below average. I was short, slightly overweight, wore glasses, had crooked teeth, and my hair was always a mess. I never in a million years thought that I could be perfect to someone.

Yet here I was being told that I am.

“Perfect,”

“What?”

“You’re perfect,”

I always said I didn’t care what people thought of me, but maybe just this once I would care.

(ahhh this was so scary to do😭 deffo out of my comfort zone)

book quotes that i will never recover from

Humans are space orcs because every animal on our planet has adapted to not have the whites of their eyes showing in a normal state of being yet humans have. I think it’s safe to assume that many aliens would also lack whites in their eyes in their normal states as well given just how rare it is on earth.

Most creatures who show whites of their eyes are in extreme amounts of stress and terror.

Yet humans have this as a default setting practically.

I imagine your alien friends would be confused at first and any newcomers would think something was wrong. They would think perhaps you could sense something the others couldn’t and your body was giving off warning signals, much like when a white tail deer raises its tail to show the white underside to signal to the rest of the herd that something dangerous is near by.

“Why is the human in such distress? Why aren’t you guys worried? Your laughing at me? What’s going on”

You would once again have to calmly explain that humans are not terrified all the time and that the reason we have our eyes this way is actually for better nonverbal communication. Having the whites so exposed means you can tell exactly where we are looking much easier and from further away.

Should you be in danger and can’t verbalize what you see the person near you could easily follow your gaze and understand without giving your position away.

Humans were once prey who were subject to going silent when a bigger predator was nearby after all! They learn to admire this trait and it comes in handy when exploring new places :3

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