no no that’s a bop, i love it
“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,
“Who are you to stand so fearsome
With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”
Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

no no that’s a bop, i love it
“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,
“Who are you to stand so fearsome
With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”
Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”
I am taking myself out on dates, because apparently nobody else on the planet feels up to the task.
Yeah, send all the Republicans there
We are multiple generations now with no experience with strikes, and I see a lot of confused, well meaning people who want to help but don’t know strike etiquette.
due to personal reasons, i will be loving and cherishing you
y’all ever have a mental health day so weird that your brain feels like the skittish half-wild horse in a horse girl movie and you have to be the tenacious but tender 12 year old girl who patiently earns its trust
I’m losing my fucking mind we’re being grifted by the dumbest group of criminals
I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao
Real life moon wand. Built by myself using brass, redgum, amethyst, and other assorted gemstones.
when a friend you low key had feelings for gets in a relationship and you’re really jealous and a little sad but also very happy for them because their new partner seems like a wonderful person and they treat your friend right so they’re good in your book
imagine having someone secretly loving you and thinking about you all day long
I just,,, wanna be a studio ghibli character,,.. where I wear loose fitting summer clothes and eat a lot of bread,… yk?
having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being
i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!