hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
Pussy inspector said it looks indistinguishable from a cis vagina. We did it chat
Graduating vagedicktorian
She is a woman with a lot of medical knowledge and a lot of experience looking at lots of different types of vaginas, both cis and trans. She probably knows what she's talking about
i think as adults it's our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least
When you win the pie eating contest :)
guy eating contest
so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries
it's called "maxwell's demon" and it's so easy to learn but difficult to disprove. basically a tiny demon controls a trapdoor, letting some particles through, and eventually it changes the temperature of two gases without applying any work. the fact that actual physicists are fighting over this 💀
but most of all imagine the tiny demon that's doing all this. all of this impossible effort and for what. why is he doing this. what does he gain
*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*
jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest
me: :(
animal crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ
me: :)
Harley in Batman: The Adventures Continue Season Three (2023) #2
On twitter.... if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can't look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that's too funny, you risk temporary suspension
People:”Ew sharks are so ugly and mean and terrifying,their literally the most dangerous thing in the world”
Sharks:
It's canon, unless you're a fake 40K fan who doesn't respect the lore.
(This immediately follows Rick Priestley's editorial comments on the contents page of Warhammer 40,000 Chapter Approved – The Book of the Astronomican, Games Workshop, 1988) So glad to see this classic fart joke is known on both sides of the pond.
