oh cool 2021 is the day after tomorrow
Shut up you meat milkshake
I ONLY COUNT AS A MILKSHAKE IF SOMEONE MANAGES TO DRINK ME AND SO FAR NO BODY HAS SO!!!!
*aggressive straw sounds*
The Boys Arrive At The Yard But I Am Not The One Who Becomes Consumed
So my new English professor is my uncle only he has no idea because he hasn’t talked to my mom in about 20 years so do you think is should tell him
You know what nevermind he’s a dick I’m going to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an assignment and include loads of life details about him that your mum tells you so that it’s obviously him but change all the names then hand it in and be really confused if he questions you about it
Oh my god
I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING
or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s underneath and you just know
Characters with raw, unbridled power, that choose compassion and kindess anyway
Deku from my hero academia
I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.
Robin would just have Heelys
I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie
THE GIF
I love the implication that Alfred can run faster than Batman.
I drew a comic of the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me while playing among us. It was me, five of my friends, two randos (yellow and black) and this guy Pupu. He did not speak much English, called an emergency meeting to tell us he loved us, and in one round did THIS. We still have no idea how he knew, as Jacob hadn’t killed anyone and we had only been playing for 15 seconds. I miss you Pupu you absolute madlad
listen even if I was stupid bonkers rich I think giving someone you’re good pals with chopsticks from the edo era you had engraved with their name on them is A Little Much
if i knew how to do backflips i wouldn’t know how to act i’d just be doing parkour everywhere like i’m a teen wolf character
everyone delete whatever dumbshit character they tagged this as me included this is the only tag that matters on this post
oof
I want a relationship like this
The himbo energy here is impeccable
...wha
The game is delayed for rain--that’s what the tarp is for, to keep the field dry so they can play as soon as it clears up. They’re entertaining themselves and the crowd while they wait.
ALSKSJSKALSK SO APPARENTLY ALIENWARE MADE A PROTOTYPE ULTRAWIDE CRT IN 2008
C H O N K
Looking at those vents I can only assume that this thing sounds like an airliner taking off and can be used to heat your entire house.
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?
Pffffft
