I haven’t regularly been here in a very long time but knowing that Tumblr still doesn’t listen to its audience and does major updates no one asks for warms my heart just a little bit ngl
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As if England out of the World Cup last night didn’t suck enough, now Trump’s fucking landed.
It’s not coming home.
I’m gutted, they tried so hard, made it further than anyone thought possible, the it’s coming home stuff became a meme but for us it was real, the whole country was behind them for the first time in years and years, we were living watching them succeed, there’s just been this air of happiness between everyone.
This is the first time that I’ve felt such pride for our country team, they are a great squad. They’ll get it next time.
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People who came away from season two of G.L.O.W. thinking Bash is straight are…baffling.
I want you to start with the upstairs guest bedroom, okay? Just empty it out. Whatever clothes you find, anything in drawers, or the sheets, just throw it all away. And I want you to scrub down the house. And I mean everything. Every fucking baseboard, every floor tile… Just bleach it. Just bleach the whole fucking thing.
IT’S. COMING. HOME.
Semifinal, lads, first in my lifetime. Ecstatic.
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I barely come here anymore but I just need to poke my head through the door to say
IT’S COMING HOME 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
You can say, “Hey, old me. You were alright, you were a little dumb, but… look how cool you are now.”
I petition for “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” to be put on Netflix.
Topics of discussion that always ruin the dinner party.
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