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Caught checkin out my tumblr

Me: *gets license after all my friends*

them: finally lol

me:  

Lmao!!

EVERY DAMN TIME

deepest darkest fear: typing your password really quickly twice when signing up for a website and doing the same typo on both parts

au where everything is black and blue until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and blue

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and blue.

LEAVE MY LIFE

i thought this was gonna be uplifting and inspiring. i hate this so much

M.I.A. is a non black female rap artist and I think no one ever felt offended by the fact that she uses this art form because she stays true to herself and doesn’t represent a mockery of rap culture like igoo azolzole

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

She’s a fucking psychiatrist.

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Okay some responses are trying to correct me and say Harley Quinn “canonically” used sex to cheat her way to her degree.What yall actually mean is some hack shitlord neckbeard writers retconned this to be the case because they decided sexy blonde woman + doctor LOL MUST HAVE CHEATED WITH HER EVIL WOMANLY CHARMSHarley originates from Batman: The Animated Series where she was a serious, competent doctor and a genius, which is also backed up by other comic stuff I’ve seen so whatever turds wrote that other garbage they can huff their ow farts

She’s a fucking Ph.D in psychology and criminology. She’s literally one of the most intelligent people in her field which is WHY she got to work with the Joker in the first place. She’s INSANELY intelligent and often outsmarts Joker in her own plans. She’s done things to Batman that Joker can only dream of because she doesn’t bullshit around when it comes to planning to kill him. Who the fuck’s the dumbass to call her “sexy but stupid” as if she doesn’t dumb herself down enough just to be AROUND Joker. omfg I need a minute.

Imagine being in a good sleeping pattern Imagine not being tired when you wake up Imagine getting at least 8 hours sleep Haha imagine

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